Me? I'll try.
My name is Owen.
My nickname is Duff.
Why?
Because my dad's name is Owen McDuffie. I was "Little Owen" until the age of three. Then, one of my dad's two best friends started calling me "Duffy". It stuck. Thank you, Bruce Willingham. Well, "Duffy" did not seem cool once I hit puberty, so I dropped the "y" and that's the end of that most interesting tale. Call me "Owen" or "Duff" or "Duffy" or "Bang".... or "Hun" or "Sexy" ...lol Nah, better hold off on that... hehe.
More? You want to know more? I don't think there is a whole lot more.... lol. No. Okay... I had a life..... occasionally.
I growed up a poor boy. I were borned in Georgia and lived there most all my life. I ain't got nary no edgumication to speak of. I's not too bright. I speaks with uh heavy suthern accent.
I have a "quirky" sense of humor. I don't mind poking fun at myself and others. People love to laugh. I love to laugh. I am a people, too.
It's true.
I am certainly not an alien from the planet Chartok, hiding here on Earth in a human body, waiting for the chance to call upon my brothers and take over this puny planet of yours. MWUAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!
No.
I am certainly not that. I think that's the guy who delivers my pizza.
Where was I? Nowhere, probably. Oh. Talking about me. NOT my favorite subject. Yuck! Seriously. Go away and I won't have to do it.
Seriously
Yes, I used seriously again. So, my vocabulary is not as... what's the word?.... what's the word?.... well, if my vocabulary was better, I'd know that word. That's all I'm saying, people. That's all you need to know about me, right there. Base your entire opinion of me on the fact that I haven't a broad vocabulary.
I remember this one time......
...oh... no, I don't. Nevermind. That was another time.
Am I done, yet?
I think I am, for now. I grow weary of this chore. Maybe I add more soon.
Read my BLOGS. From what I hear, they are mostly good
***STILL UNDER RECONSTRUCTION***
I recently fell in love for the first time since I was a teen. It was with a wonderful woman. Unfortunately, it came to pass that we were not the right one's for each other. I wish her the very best.
