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Draconian Reptoid

Realize that life goes fast and it's hard to make the good things last...

About Me

Here’s an interesting story about my father: Jorge Santos Sr. was born in 1945 in Ecuador as the youngest son to a family with eight children. When he was thirteen years old, his father, my grandfather, kicked him and his brothers out of the house so he could concentrate on raising his daughters and cheating on my grandmother. Also, drinking.
My father spent a few of his teen years as freelance street musician, by which I mean he was homeless but also owned a guitar. Eventually, he joined the jet set Ecuadorian army, and spent, presumably, the next few years guarding giant sea turtles and evolution on the Galapagos Islands, because honestly, other than safeguard plantain shipments, what possible purpose could the Ecuadorian army really serve?
While in the army, he studied accounting so he would have a marketable skill after his tour of duty. Eventually, he saved up enough money to move to San Francisco, California (the one in the United States), where he met, married, and sexed my mother. This in turn led to the social experiment gone horribly right that is Jorge Santos Jr.
My father moved his pregnant wife and young son to Houston, Texas (the one in Houston, Texas), which if nothing else was a very humid decision. It is here that my only sibling was born, verifying that my dad had sex at least twice in his life.
~Arturo Saravia, from "Seven Roads" MyGen Profile Generator

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My Blog

Do not take the Lord's name in vain.

Now, I'm not a religious man, but I do believe I just saw GOD strike someone down before my very eyes! So I'm at work at my window, when a snooty older woman, complete with too much makeup and a silk ...
Posted by Draconian Reptoid on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 06:18:00 PST

New tattoo!

Tonight I tattoeed on myself my father's business logo for JAS Offices:The initials are his of course, Jorge Aurturo Santos. It is placed on my upper left bicep, and the colors/size match that of my O...
Posted by Draconian Reptoid on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 09:49:00 PST

SAG POWER GO!!!!!!!!

..>OUR TIME IS NOW!!! WE MUST RISE FELLOW ARCHERS, AND RID THIS EARTH OF THE INFERIOR ZODIACS!The unclean masses will be washed in their own blood, and grinded into clay under the haunting stomp ...
Posted by Draconian Reptoid on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 07:17:00 PST

ATX

Thanks so much to all my Austin friends for hanging out this weekend! I feel rejuvenated in a way only ATX can reinvigorate!From Borat to Slick Willie's to Mario Party 7 (with 1800 tequila) to Shady G...
Posted by Draconian Reptoid on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 10:36:00 PST

Top Five things I like to watch but probably shouldn't.

5. Movies by Uwe Boll For those of you who don't know, Uwe Boll is a German director that turns video games into movies, like Alone in the Dark, Bloodrayne, House of the Dead and probably some other o...
Posted by Draconian Reptoid on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 02:31:00 PST

The Finale to LOST came to me in a dream last night.

OK, keep in mind I DREAMT this, so it's kinda crazy. It makes sense at first then falls apart into fan boy fantasy. Anyways....The dream starts with the others taking Jack, Kate, and Sawyer (Hurley, i...
Posted by Draconian Reptoid on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 09:46:00 PST

GOODBYE LAZY DAY

Today was my day off, so I made myself a TO DO LIST. And here it is! in the order they were accomplished. 1. Watch TEAM USA vrs. Germany I got up at 515a to catch this game, and I have to say, I can...
Posted by Draconian Reptoid on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 05:24:00 PST

HOTLANTA NIGHTS

I'm looking to go to every game, and I will buy my tickets soon... Who wants to come with me and on what days? I would like to go to ALL the games if i can get company... Here is the schedule: Thu 6/8...
Posted by Draconian Reptoid on Mon, 29 May 2006 09:15:00 PST

I got all A's this semester

I had to write 40 pagesin a week for finals. Here is the 20 page paper I was most proud of: Jorge Santos May 7, 2006 English 629 Dr. Moore Cinderella: A Feminist Deconstruction     The...
Posted by Draconian Reptoid on Sat, 20 May 2006 09:12:00 PST

wow.

WOW. A few weeks ago I adopted an orange kitten online. Newborn! I named it Jupiter after the ruling planet for the sign Sagittarius. Sunday I went home to visit my dogs at the old house. Ronny, th...
Posted by Draconian Reptoid on Tue, 09 May 2006 03:50:00 PST