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About Me

" I don't want to get all Gor on you, but I think men are just innately better at capturing the detail of a goblin being decapitated by a woman in strips of chainmail." aside from my feelings about man-art, i usually want to stay home and read and one day i would like to buy a desolate farm house and build a secret laboratory deep within the bowels of the earth. and no, i don't want to have sex with you and your wife.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

unicorns and undead bears with skeleton arms. heavy metal. treehouses. the virgin mary. snacks.

I'd like to meet:

jane fonda

Music:

THE MIX-TAPE. seriously.

Movies:

the kind in which things blow up, things are kicked, blood is spurting, the dead walk, and boobies defy gravity. i like subtitles too. i fool people into thinking i can read.

Television:

guitar hero I and II. as soon as i sell some more plasma i'll have enough money to buy the new one.

Books:

currently: shirley jackson, jonathan letham, dorothy parker, flannery o'connor, house of leaves, faulkner, professor and the madman, the emperor of scent, art and physics, amy hempel, fun home, reefer madness, the secret history, daniel handler, special topics in calamity physics, blindness

Heroes:

scientists. even the evil ones whose black hearts are set on world domination.