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Kevin Israel

it was nice, I might do it again...

About Me

All i really wanted to do was tell some jokes and make a few people laugh, but No, that wasn't enough. "You have to get a website," they said. "Marketing, you have to market yourself," they advised. So here I am and here it is. - my site. Sure it's not a the most fancy page out there but, if you can believe it, www.kevinisrael.com was already TAKEN!! So, this is now my little corner of the internet where I can shamelessly plug my shows and humor and hope to achieve fame and/or worldwide domination - or just land a gig hosting a show on the E Network where I can make fun of celebs and their pets...or something. Enjoy, look around, and for God sakes - come to a show!

My Interests

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My Blog

Rap Video chicks

So I woke up this morning and turned on the TV. As I groggily stared at the screen I found myself watching MTV Morning Wake UP, the video playing at the time was a new hip-hop joint by Lil Wayne or Bi...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 09:12:00 GMT

The Internet - spreading the stupid

So as I sit here wondering why I should be working yet can't seem to muster the desire to do so I finally have found a target upon which to place the blame for my OPD (Obsessive Procrastination Disord...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 12:07:00 GMT

I used to wear corduroys...

I used to wear corduroys, but admit it, so did you. I wore them when I was young&like seven, but my cords were special&they were purple and my mom LOVED them. Even at this tender age I knew when I wor...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 18:59:00 GMT

Academy Bore-wards

I watched the "big show" last night, well i watched some of it. becasue 'some' was all i could stomach. Let's be honest - do we really care what the Academy thinks. One of my favorite movies of all ti...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 09:06:00 GMT

Gillette Fu-Shit

In case you missed it, Gillette debuted a new piece of shaving technology during the Super Bowl. They had actually spent the past month building up to this unveiling with a series of high-tech but vag...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 12:53:00 GMT

Thought of the day - I HATE TRAFFIC

I hate Traffic, no I mean I really loath it! I would rather stick an ice pick in my face than sit in traffic. This if a huge problem living in New Jersey, it means that every time I am going somewhere...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 08:52:00 GMT