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chris

at the sunrise of my life i think i'm on the floor...

About Me

"we fell from the wagon to the night train..."

My Interests

the internal combustion engine, desmodromic valve actuation, hopeless romanticism, jewish mysticism, giant squids.

I'd like to meet:

you.
maybe.
in any case, if you think you'd like to meet me, we can certainly see about it.

Music:

i like lots of musical genres with "post-" in front of them.
oh, and anything jeremy enigk has ever done.

Movies:

i'm not good with "favorites," but fear and loathing in las vegas is pretty damn close to my Favorite Movie Ever.

Television:

motorcycle racing, adult swim, some history channel...

Heroes:

emperor norton the first, ruler of these united states, and protector of mexico.

My Blog

j'nuh

i told myself i wouldn't shave or cut my hair until i had an interview for a "real job." i didn't really get any more specific than that.(and every day i sit here, getting shaggier, is just another da...
Posted by chris on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 01:32:00 PST

saltwater taffy

remember what you want isn't what you get. measure it in numbers, measure it in shit. that penny burns a hole in your pocket. your good's a gift certificate for seven shitting kids.* * * * * * "well, ...
Posted by chris on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 01:26:00 PST

look here

ladies and gentlemen, my life is in need of revision. allow me to illustrate:since the semester ended, my social life has been mostly confined to work. when i'm not being "productive" i bullshit with ...
Posted by chris on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 09:31:00 PST

the dabenlay

"it comes and goes," he said, "like the swinging blade."and i will cut you.i will cut you down with it.little red pills by the dozens. chocolate sauce. neo-fascism.but if we could all get a break, and...
Posted by chris on Tue, 29 May 2007 09:57:00 PST

slob

i cleaned out my backpacks two side pockets, today, and among random bits of trash i discovered the following items, pictured below:that scholars bowl note is from the spring of 2002, at the very late...
Posted by chris on Mon, 21 May 2007 07:55:00 PST

booyah achieved

so all my grades were finally posted, and it turns out that i really do get to graduate.now i just have to wait till july 11th to get my diploma.today could be better, but it would require the additio...
Posted by chris on Fri, 18 May 2007 11:44:00 PST

a temporary solution

while waiting for my 100mm swingarm bolts, i went out and got the longest i could find in ace hardware, which turns out to be 60mm.installed it, and rode the bike around the parking lot.i think this i...
Posted by chris on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 02:51:00 PST

my trip to lawrence

just got back from lawrence.my motorcycle is safetly home, again.i still need a bolt. anybody have an extra 8x1.25mm cap-head screw, say about 100mm long?yeah. didn't figure.hopefully this latest inci...
Posted by chris on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 09:09:00 PST

holy shit!

just saw this on speed channel... ...
Posted by chris on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 11:26:00 PST

endgame?

if i graduate in may, it may be a miracle on par with the virgin birth.
Posted by chris on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 11:09:00 PST