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Clare-Dawg

People who think they're funny, but aren't make me VERY grouchy

About Me

Pete's Mom wants to do me. I like strawberries.

My Interests

Making children cry. Throwing mud at the elderly. Tipping over tables in fits of rage. Cutting you off at the intersection. Getting the last ticket to see your favorite band when you've been waiting in line for five hours.

I'd like to meet:

Somebody who waited in line to audition for the real world, but at the last minute, decided they would rather go and get a big mac.Someone who has owned a monkey and a flying squirrel concurrently.I would also be interested in meeting someone who has a yellow, blue, purple, orange and green stripey sock that they bought from Top Shop in 1996. I seem to have lost one of mine, and would really like to be able to make a pair again...

Music:

Sublime, Chilli Peppers, Phish, New Found Glory, Goldfinger,Averi, house/dance music, garage, drum N bass Jay L. O'Brien and his marching band, Bullfrog and his soulful bluegrass/blues.

Movies:

Someone put the "movies" on me once...true story...

Television:

is a small box with moving pictures. Did I get it right? Do I win a prize?

Books:

Kurt Vonnegut rocks my world. I also read a lot of books by Art Vandelay

Heroes:

The man who eats all the hotdogs. The grizzly bear in grizzly man Goldfine's dad

My Blog

Wisdom part 1

  1) Soda machines are retarded because they drop the soda into the lilttle grabby part, and then you open your diet coke and it explodes on your white t-shirt. 2) Pad thai bought in a box at th...
Posted by Clare-Dawg on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 10:43:00 PST

Time for me to depart these fair waters

Oh yes my friends, the time is almost here when I will blow this taco stand (and I'm not talking about oral sex with petes mom) and throw myself once again upon the mercy of the americans and, to quot...
Posted by Clare-Dawg on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

YAY!

BSD, Aka Dave is coming to visit on Monday. we's gonna rip shit up england styleeeeeeeeeeeee, and get him some action in an english 'loo'...
Posted by Clare-Dawg on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

OUCH!

I got bitten last night on the face by the mad spanish man. It really hurts and the teeth marks are still there. Badger needs shots...
Posted by Clare-Dawg on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ketchup haters should die

So last night after drinking at the Bell for Amy's birthday (pub for hippies and general layabouts eg. Unk & I) we went back to Antonio's. I had purchased a portion of chips AKA "french fries" enroute...
Posted by Clare-Dawg on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dhrubo Quotes

Dhrubo is hilarious -(looking at a cuddly bird) "i wish this bird was real because then we could smoke it" -(at 9.30 am in the mornng, with a glass of gin and tonic in his hand) Thoms up at Uni?...
Posted by Clare-Dawg on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hooking up with friends in the room again...

Didn't put this up earlier, but a few weeks ago went out with the aforementioned Greg, upon arriving back at my place, we drank more and then went to bed. Tom was sleeping on the fold out bed on the f...
Posted by Clare-Dawg on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST