Band Bios are stupid. All you f*cking need to know is that we play music. Either you like it or not. I'm not going to BS you with meaningless dribble like "LNTV was featured on BLAH BLAH BLAH." Or the drummer's girlfriend who writes for Lame Local Paper said that "LNTV is the next great BLAH BLAH BLAH." Or LNTV was booked by their friend to "Open for BLAH BLAH BLAH." Really f*cking impressive isn't it? The way we twist words to make our petty little art seem important. If being in a band wasn't self-righteous enough!Here are a few things you do need to know. Our President is a douchE bag. If you support him, Don't listen to our music. Rick Santorum is a total c@ck. If you support him, Don't listen to our music. If you are a racist, homo phobe, capitalistic, animal killing, and/or righteous religous fanatic... Don't listen to our music. If you are a Camaro driving, hot headed, wife beating misogynist pig, Don't listen to our music. If you are complacent with supporting the greedy corporations that show a lack of respect for humanity, the environment and society in order to increase profits or that fund politicians to do what's in the best interest of the business community and not those that voted them into office, Don't listen to our music. If you agree with our politics but just sit on your a$$ instead of contributing to your cause or trying to fix what you believe to be wrong in our society, then don't listen to our music. If you actually believe that the republicans and/or the religous right are a persecuted minority in our country, seriously... take a look around you, your perception is just as narrow minded as your views. Oh yeah, and don't listen to our music.Most of all, If you can't respect our difference of opinions, Don't listen to our music.
