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Rashad "The Captain" Masad

I could fuck a bulldozer into eight Mini Coopers.

About Me

I've got the understanding of a 4-year-old. I've got the piece of mind of a killer soul. I've got the rationale of a new york cop. I've got the patience of a chopping block. I've got the acumen of a season broke. I've got the lack of say of a billion souls. I've got the world on my back but i don't seem to care. I've got the comprehension of a world unaware.

My Interests

Booze, women, breathing, Adult Swim, video games, sports, music

I'd like to meet:

My twin so we can fight and finally find out who is "The One"; because there can only be "One."

Music:

Classic Rock, Alternative, Local Bands, Not-so-local bands, Heavy Rock, Whatever...

Movies:

Dark Movies, horror, comedies, classics

Television:

Adult Swim, LOST, Discovery Channel, Scrubs, Heroes Get this widget!..
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Heroes:

Christopher Walken in a cape.

My Blog

Lunchtime Fiasco

Went to lunch with my girlfriend and had to stop and get gas beforehand.  Got gas and a flat tire.  The same tire my girlfriend told me I should get replaced before I get a flat.  So I'...
Posted by Rashad "The Captain" Masad on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 12:03:00 PST

Mad World

All around me are familiar faces Worn out places, Worn out faces Bright and early for the daily races Going nowhere, Going nowhere Their tears are filling up their glasses No expression, No expression...
Posted by Rashad "The Captain" Masad on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 11:53:00 PST

Sleep Deprived

Not getting enough sleep lately on the weekdays.  Hearing noises and they're waking me up.  I think it's a ghst fucking with me.  I might have to bust out the proton pack and start bust...
Posted by Rashad "The Captain" Masad on Mon, 15 May 2006 10:00:00 PST

Silence

Give me release witness me I am outside give me peace Heaven holds a sense of wonder and I wanted to believe that I'd get caught up when the rage in me subsides In this white wave I am si...
Posted by Rashad "The Captain" Masad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Keane - Somewhere only we know

I walked across an empty land, I knew the pathway like the back of my hand, I felt the earth beneath my feet, Sat by the river and it made me complete, Oh simple thing were have you gone?, I'm ge...
Posted by Rashad "The Captain" Masad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Beer

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel shamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams If I didn't drink this beer...
Posted by Rashad "The Captain" Masad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Friday

My mind is a blank. No songs stuck in it; only thoughts of booze'n after work. Guess I'm gonna catch a buzz tonight. Cedar Point on Saturday so can't get to lit. That's all folks. Drunken Camel sig...
Posted by Rashad "The Captain" Masad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Thursday

Went out last night and somehow got lit off of $10! It's good to have friends. Song of the day in my head: my name is... shake zula the mic rula the old schoolah you wanna trip? i'll bring...
Posted by Rashad "The Captain" Masad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Wednesday

Today this song is in my head: I'm not sober all the time You bring me down at least you try Until we see this eye to eye I don't want you I must be running out of luck Cause you're just ...
Posted by Rashad "The Captain" Masad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Blog, (Cute little blog isn't it!)

This song is stuck in my head today: "Well no one told me about her The way she lies Well no one told me about her How many people cried Well no one told me about her The way she lies ...
Posted by Rashad "The Captain" Masad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST