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cowpat

About Me

Growing up on the wrong side of the A406 I had a wonderful childhood in North East London. Coming from the loins of a pair of loonies was a marvellous bonus to my existence and although I was the only fruit I was still surrounded by many lovely people, many of whom still walk with me today.
As a mid-twenties someone i'm thoroughly pissed off at the state of things that the previous generations have left for us to clear up. But saying that i'm up for the challenge and I hope that this page brings some inspiration to others.
I'm not a band, i'm a creative thingy-ma-bob. But there isn't a My Space category for that. If this page seems a bit bland that's because I have better things to do with my time in the real world.
-get off your arses and start getting revolting!-

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 02/10/2007
Band Members: A writer, an animator, a teacher, a philosopher, an anthropologist and an angry person.
Influences: John Lennon
Tom Robbins
Itzhak Bentov
Aleister Crowley
Afrika Bambaataa
Hermann Hesse
John Taylor Gatto
Neil Postman
William Blake
Edmund Carpenter
Scroobius Pip
Desmond morris
Benji Cossa
Panda Bear
Leonard Cohen
Spike Milligan
Monty Python
Solilliquists of Sound
Tim Fite
Sage Francis
Bill Hicks
Henry Rollins
Yoko Ono
Queen.
Sounds Like: We need to get off our virtual arses and start making things happen in the real world before we're all chipped and our children never learn what real wonder and adventure is.
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Record Label: Unsigned

My Blog

Video Advertising is BAD mkay

"Digital Solutions" are what CBS (the advertising company who buy advertising space on the London Underground), and Transport for London call the new method of video advertising being introduced to a ...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Nov 2008 11:42:00 GMT

What would Bill Hicks say...?

"For fucks sake,what the fuck is wrong with you people.  Have you all gone out of your tiny fucking minds?This isn't living, this is sleeping with your eyes open.  Wake up people, THEY ARE T...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 14:22:00 GMT

The Death of Common Sense - Underground Announcements

I'm standing in a bus station.  An announcement by my head asks me not to ride my bicycle through the bus station.It suddenly occurs to me that we're in a place where one positive outweighs 1000 ...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 13:53:00 GMT

How to make a Self-Conditioning Public

HOW TO MAKE A SELF-CONDITIONING PUBLIC A STEP-BY-STEP GUIDE   PHASE 1 STEP 1. Establish that image and surface behaviour is the most important part of a person (through the constant superficial...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 20:38:00 GMT

School re-conditioning "Punny"

It might just be me but this creeps me out... This is a 'Punny'. A Punny is a punishment that secondary school children in the school I work in have to do if they break the rules. I was interested to ...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 14:21:00 GMT

Subliminal advertising and 50 cent

Have you ever seen 50 cents Get Rich Or Die Trying? May i ask you if you noticed the flashing images towards the end of the film that contained adverts? No? Well, listen up..... I believe its the...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 07:15:00 GMT

Cattle politics

The people i see around me are not sheep.  They are Cows... please allow me to explain. COWS: The chief life role of a cow is to be milked and to breed.  Breeding and milking, milking and br...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 23:02:00 GMT

Yahweh help me to not turn 2D

Oh dear God.  I'm writing a BLOG.  I've resisted for so long.  Writing ones thoughts on a blog is egotistical, self-centred, self-important and clearly Neurotic.  To think that a...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 16:21:00 GMT