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Lets get lost in Jesus and fall in love

If you want to find JESUS, just turn right and keep straight...

About Me

First I should give all the glory to Jesus because HE is the LORD GOD Almighty, and without him loving me the way he does I would not be here today. I can count at least three times looking death in the face and being spared. My life is not easy but I don’t worry about that it teaches me to keep praying.A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground, when he finally gets himself to the doctor.He says, "How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancée is still a virgin in every way."The doc said , "I'll have to put your penis in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week."So he took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4-sided bandage, and wired it all together; an impressive work of art.The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries, and on his honeymoon night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of breasts. This was the first time he saw them.She says, "You are my FIRST, no one has ever touched these breasts."He whips down his pants and says... " Look at this, it's still in the CRATE!"

My Interests

Meeting interesting new people, traveling, learning different languages, helping others, giving 100% of myself when needed! And my ps2 baby!!!

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet any real, down to earth, in love with themselves and others, respectful, dorky, mature, sence of humor having 100% women. And Angie Martinez!!"; I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

Music:

Gospel

Movies:

Anything funny, action, and most kung-fu movies!!

Television:


Green is your Lightsaber's color.Green is the color of nature. It symbolizes growth,
harmony, and freshness. Green has strong
emotional correspondence with safety. Green
is also commonly associated with wealth and
happiness, so someone with a green lightsaber
like yourself is a fortunate soul.

What Colored Lightsaber Would You Have?
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Books:

Bible

Heroes:

Jesus, and my Pastor

My Blog

So, you think your a man?

 This is for all of you self proclaimed, want to be, trying to be a man, nasty looking, fake teeth wareing, foul mouth, thinking the world owes you something, so called solders. Why do you call y...
Posted by Thats ok.. right now im drinkin milk! on Sat, 27 May 2006 07:53:00 PST

Blowin off some steam.......

From the military to those who help the storm victoms the little man has been pissed on! There are countless people who have degrees and the knowlege to work certin jobs get turned down everyday. That...
Posted by Thats ok.. right now im drinkin milk! on Sun, 04 Sep 2005 12:13:00 PST