Mystee

I am a renowned psychic, fully certified by Dr. Dawn's online university. I have credentials in the following areas: Transgender Manifestation, Orbs of Love, Channeling Ghostly Activity into Financial Success, and Dating within Your Ghost-Hunting Group. I am currently enrolled in a course designed to credential me as an Official Mediator of Ghost-Hunting Group Break-Ups and Mergers.I fully believe that showing spirits true love is the key to finding them, engaging with them, and proving beyond a shadow of a doubt that I am not the phony some say I am. I know that ghost-hunters hate me. They hate me because I teach others how to truly interact with the spirit realm. I don't hunt them. I do take spirit photographs, but only the way that Dr. Dawn teaches--right into a mirror. This allows them to manifest in bright light and transmit their love through pixelation.I can often be seen wearing my "Le Chapeau Du Mort," or The Hat of the Dead. This tool, for which I am applying for a patent, allows me to receive spirit energy and direct it toward my epicenter. I won an Orbie for the design in July of 2007 for "Best Psychic Accessory." More information regarding the purchase of this tool will be made available to the public and my adoring fans soon!After graduating with my Certificate of Adequacy in Interdepartmental Studies from Templar University, taking every course from Dr. Dawn's Paranormal University for Spirit Stalkers, and going through Meadow's 13 Step Can't Stop the Smile Program for Positive Paranormal Power, I feel that I am one of the leading experts in the paranormal community. I am available for book signings, conferences, and circus side-shows. All of my knowledge, expertise, and years of experience rocking in my closet can be yours for a small fee. (Thanks, Dr. Dawn, for teaching me that knowledge should never be given away for free!)Current projects include the following: Continuing to market my Le Chapeau du Mort. It really is an amazing way to focus spirit energy directly to your epicenter. I am also still taking reservations for my exclusive Closet Portal Consultations. Want to talk to the other side? Here's where to do it folks.My most recent innovation is my device that allows me to text message the dead. My Text Messenger to the Dead (TMTTD) works via a cone, a secret code, and the device I created. Now, mind you, this device cannot be duplicated. There is something very special about the way in which it was put together. Not only that, but it will only work for me. I channeled the spirit of Dave Thomas, founder of the popular restaurant chain Wendy's. He informed me that only a very small number of people (he said 3 and a half) can operate such a device effectively. I always listen to this icon of the hamburger world. How can you go wrong with a square burger and a round bun? Kenny (www.myspace.com/kennysucker) has agreed to help me conduct some scientific research regarding this device and my ability to utilize it to effectively communicate with the other side. Its only limitation is that you must keep your text message to 160 characters or fewer. I'll keep working on it to see if I can increase that. For the time being, just compose your messages thoughtfully and make them suscinct