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Goldar

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About Me

Well, I'm a blue dog with wings, gold armor and black dreadlocks that have teeth or spikes at the end. I like the movie The Royal Tenenbaums, so that must mean I'm sophisticated. I almost got Ben Stiller's role in the movie Heavy Weights but lost it at the last minute. Good thing I did though because no more than 3 weeks later, my agent called me and told me I got a part on the soon-to-be-hit TV show The Power Rangers. I like the "Wheels N' Cheese" bargaian microwave dinners. I growl when I don't get what I want and I am really bad when it comes to cleaning my room...everything just goes under the bed! No fake! I am friends with some dude who makes monsters and has a monocle and I don't like Virgos. I never knew my father but I hear he was a good man. And last but not least, I like the crust cut off of my PB&J samiches!

My Interests

Other than trying to destroy earth and the Power Rangers...my leisurely and free time activities include living in space, talking kind of like Hulk Hogan while choking on wet type of deli meat of some kind, hanging out with Zed, moving my arms violently all the time without reason, dove hunting and pottery. I love shopping at Peir 1 Imports!

I'd like to meet:

No new Power Rangers...Umm...I really want to meet Tom Welling!...and the cast of The O.C.!!!3

Music:

Alanis Morrisette, Barenaked Ladies, Michelle Branch, Phish, Cream, The Who...I could go on and on!

Movies:

The Notebook and The Royal Tenenbaums. Despite my appearence and attitude, I am really a nice, sweet and sensitive blue dog thing.

Television:

Cosby, Cheers, Land of the Lost, that short lived saturday morning Fox Kids cartoon where M.C. Hammer has magic talking shoes and that other cartoon called C Bear and Jamal...The O.C.!3

Books:

The Proper Care & Feeding of Husbands by Dr. Laura Schlessinger

Heroes:

Lord Zed...and even though he joined those "Power Punks", Tommy is still a pretty A+ guy in my book of heroes. I also think Ted Nugent is pretty nifty too. I don't like his music, but he hunts and plays guitar and I think that's cool.

My Blog

Blind date and a brain busting question to send you through time.

Well, last night I went out on a blind date one of my co-workers set up for me. It was with his sister who looked surprisingly manish. The date was a flop. She was boring and talked nonstop about how ...
Posted by Goldar on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST