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Kool-Aid Man

OH, YEAAHH

About Me

I am made of ..12 red dye, water, a little flavoring, and sugar. I cannot use doors or any conventional means of entrance. I am currently dating Drew Barrymore
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Original: Pitcher Man, Current: Kool-Aid Man
Birthday: 1975
Birthplace: Northfield
Current Location: Where ever people are thirsty, OH YEAAHH!
Eye Color: Black
Hair Color: None
Height: 7'4"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Part Glass, Water, Sugar, Flavoring and ..12 red dye
The Shoes You Wore Today: I DON'T WEAR SHOES! OH YEAAHH
Your Weakness: Evaporation, and a Giant Thirst Individual
Your Fears: Evaporation, Rubble falling in my open head, and Heights (In Case of Shattering myself)
Your Perfect Pizza: Kool-Aid Mix and Sausage
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Stop World Thirst and the destruction of my mortal enemy, the hawiian punch guy, OH YEAAHH!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: OH YEAAHH!
Thoughts First Waking Up: OH YEAAHH!
Your Best Physical Feature: My Kool-Aid insides
Your Bedtime: Never! OH YEAAHH!
Your Most Missed Memory: any drought
Pepsi or Coke: KOOL-AID!!!
MacDonalds or Burger King: something by Kraft
Single or Group Dates: Group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: KOOL-AID Fruit T's!!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Kool-Aid
Cappuccino or Coffee: Kool-Aid
Do you Smoke: NO
Do you Swear: FUCK YEAAHH!
Do you Sing: OH NOOO!
Do you Shower Daily: OH NOOO!
Have you Been in Love: OH YEAAHH!
Do you want to go to College: OH NOOO!
Do you want to get Married: OH NOOO!
Do you belive in yourself: OH YEAAHH!
Do you get Motion Sickness: OH NOOO!
Do you think you are Attractive: OH YEAAHH!
Are you a Health Freak: OH NOOO!
Do you get along with your Parents: OH YEAAHH!
Do you like Thunderstorms: OH NOOO!
Do you play an Instrument: OH YEAAHH!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: OH YEAAHH!
In the past month have you Smoked: OH NOOO!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: OH NOOO!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: OH YEAAHH!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: OH YEAAHH!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: OH NOOO!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: OH NOOO!
In the past month have you been on Stage: OH YEAAHH!
In the past month have you been Dumped: OH NOOO!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: OH NOOO!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Only America's Hearts
Ever been Drunk: OH YEAAHH!
Ever been called a Tease: OH YEAAHH!
Ever been Beaten up: OH NOOO!
Ever Shoplifted: OH NOOO!
How do you want to Die: Having People Around the World Drink Me and then Shout OH YEAAHH! at 2:45 PM for the rest of their lives
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: KOOL-AID MAN
What country would you most like to Visit: Somewhere Filled With Thirsty Individuals
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Black
Favourite Hair Color: Purple Colored Kool-Aid Insides Instead
Short or Long Hair: No HAIR KOOL-AID
Height: 7'4"
Weight: Lots
Best Clothing Style: Glass Pitcher
Number of Drugs I have taken: None!
Number of CDs I own: TONS!
Number of Piercings: NONE!
Number of Tattoos: NONE!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1 that time i was spiked with cyanide and all those people drank me
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My Interests

Kool-Aid, Quenching Thirst and being Kool, OH, YEAAHH

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

The Fictions
The Living End
Neil Diamond
Isolated Victims
The Vines
Iggy Pop
The White Stripes
Lit
The International Noise Conspiracy
Jimmy Eat World
The Strokes
OK Go
The Subways
The Suicide Machines
DJ FAF
Flogging Molly
Mad Caddies
Refused
One Man Army
Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
NoFX
Gogol Bordello
Authority Zero
The Ramones
Tsunami Bomb
Juliette & the Licks
The Briefs
The God Awfuls
The Clash
Social Distortion
The Unseen
Goldfinger
Aleka's Attic

Movies:

Family Guy: Stewie Griffin the Untold Story

Television:

Kool-Aid Commercials and Family Guy

Books:

Adventures of Kool-Aid Man ..1-6

Heroes:

Pat Sajak, Dane Cook