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Brian

"I'm irresistable to touch. Trust me. My right hand struggles with it daily."

About Me

.. Let's see... I'm big, and quiet most of the time. The rest of the time I can be a little loud. I am a total smart ass and appreciate other smart asses. I'll think of more later when it comes to me.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Brian Michael Barker
Birthday: May 20th, 1976
Birthplace: Williamsburg, Virginia
Current Location: Portland, Oregon
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown (often bald)
Height: 6'5"
Right Handed or Left Handed: left
Your Heritage: Honky
The Shoes You Wore Today: boots
Your Weakness: Kryptonite
Your Fears: being forced to sit thru a Yoko Ono concert!
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni and mushroom
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to take over the world or failing that, to be happy.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ROFLMAO
Thoughts First Waking Up: What is making that noise, and how do I kill it?
Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes
Your Bedtime: whenever I'm tired
Your Most Missed Memory: living overseas
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mcdonalds fries with Burger King's sandwiches
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: no preference
Chocolate or Vanilla: both
Cappuccino or Coffee: blech! neither
Do you Smoke: no way!
Do you Swear: I hate assholes who fucking swear.
Do you Sing: only when trying to torture someone
Do you Shower Daily: yep
Have you Been in Love: heh, yes I have
Do you want to go to College: been there, wouldn't mind going back
Do you want to get Married: yeah, but only once
Do you belive in yourself: sure, i believe lots of things about myself
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: yep
Are you a Health Freak: uh, that would be a no
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: I love them!
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Pure or the kind you're supposed to drink?
In the past month have you Smoked: nope, never have
In the past month have you been on Drugs: again, never done it, never will
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: hell no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: hehe, ask my friends
Ever been called a Tease: actually, yes
Ever been Beaten up: no, got caught in a chokehold once tho
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: never
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I wanna be a Toys R Us kid!
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: None, as long as they look good
Favourite Hair Color: same as eyes, no preference
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: any, but I'm tall so the taller the better
Weight: I don't want to see any ribs
Best Clothing Style: clothing optional =)
Number of Drugs I have taken: counting alcohol, 1
Number of CDs I own: uh, 100-150. beats me
Number of Piercings: doesn't matter. nothing huge tho
Number of Tattoos: as long as they look good who cares
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 3 that I can think of right now
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My Interests

I enjoy reading, hanging out with friends, drinking, playing pool, and going out for mexican or chinese food.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone interesting or fun to talk to. Fellow smart asses are always welcome.

Music:

My favorite bands would have to be Nine Inch Nails and Metallica. They both are incredible live. I'll listen to almost anything tho. I do, however, feel that country music should be used to torture terrorists.

Movies:

Some of my favorite movies are The Usual Suspects, Sixth Sense, almost anything with Jet Li in it, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Eternal Sunshine for the Spotless Mind and a bunch of others I can't think of right now.

Television:

I don't watch a lot of television, but I tend to go for comedy more than anything else. Family Guy and South Park are always good for mindless entertainment.

Books:

I prefer the sci-fi/fantasy genre, though I'll read almost anything. My favorite authors are Robert Jordan, Glen Cook, Terry Goodkind, Stephen Brust, Dan Brown, Robert Fulgum and a bunch more I can't think of right now.

Heroes:

My parents for all the shit they had to go thru. (cancer, screwed up surgeries etc.) Teachers. 99% of our troops. (I met a few that gave me a clue why we aren't so popular over there.) Whoever invented deodorant.