Wanting to be happy with my life and the things I've achieved... The right girl to share it with... Otherwise... I don't mind being single. It allows me the time to do the things I'd still like to do with my life... Like 20 year old girls... Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll! Blacking out, car wrecks, falling asleep with cigarettes still burning. Unprotected sex with women of loose morals, preferably with lots of psychological issues. Taking more than the suggested dosage, Rockstar/Grain, Red Bull/Vodka(When at a bar...), Guinness, M.J., and pretty much anything else I can get my hands on when I'm in the "right" mood. Dying in some horrible way that I wasn't expecting, but did cause. Probably while laughing uncontrollably... I know that sounds bad, or like I don't care... It's not though. I plan on living my life full blast and if I go out that way, so be it... Who cares if you don't have anyone depending on you(wife, kids, etc.). It's kinda like skydiving... You only live once, and you will die, some time. I'm not going to live my life, however long or short it may be, in fear of anything. I never have, so why start now... Don't worry about me though. I'm indestructible. Just look at the pictures of my Jeep. That's 1 of many crashes I've been in. I've totaled over 10 cars in my lifetime. Somehow I always walk away unharmed. Like the fucking Terminator or something! When I was young, I always knew I should have been a stunt man... Maybe I should have gone that route. Of course, I love playing the drums. Living the "good", and easy, life. Hangin' on a raft in the in ground pool, on a hot summer day, with a hot girl, some good music, a drink, and a joint. Doesn't really get any better, or easier, than that! Oh, and playing on a different drum set, every time I play out! Now that's fucking rockstar bitches!!! A lot of you claim... I Prove!!!! Go ahead and check out my site www.VintageDrums.com !
I'd like to meet:
N.I.L.F.s.......... Your daddy, so I can make him empty out his bank account at gun point, and your mommy so I can turn that bitch out........... No seriously, who else.......... People I'm never going to talk to in real life.......... Oh, and porn girl sties who will be deleted in 3 days.......... Maybe nobody.......... People tend to disappoint me.......... I'm sure you're no different.......... As always.......... HAVE SOME SELF RESPECT, YA FILTHY WHORE!!!!Quote to remember.......... "If you attract freaks, you're always gonna attract freaks. Get used to it!" My friend Paul Bogardis said this last night 11/10/06. He's right! Whatever..........
My Friends Are a Bunch of Shady Mother Fuckers...
www.VintageDrums.com
SpackleNeck
Mallus
Eddyill
Nick
Joshua
HedoBob
Dav3.0 of Form30
Jack of Horizon Studios
Phil
Brett Betterton of Enemy Remains
Ave
Dave
Donnie
no-HAWK
Gonz of Ink
Opus of Dead By Wednesday
Machine $immons
P.J. Karaffa Drum God!
John
Music:
There's way too much to list here!!! It would take up all of the Myspace server so lets just say... Rock, metal, rap, jazz... Whatever really(Well almost...). Check out my profile every now and then and you'll get to hear some of the stuff I listen to. Some of it, I'm sure you've never heard before...
Movies:
Anything twisted... But really, I'd rather make them than watch them, if you know what I mean! We can watch them later...
Television:
Is always fun when there's alcohol and a hotel balcony involved...
Books:
I like them, but unfortunately, I really don't have time to read much more than what I check out on the web, or an occasional Modern Drummer mag... Hope that's not a turn off for you bookworms... I do think books can be cool, AND, I like slightly nerdy chicks! I just don't have much time for them(Books that is...). However, I'm a deeply intellectual person... I'm more the common sense/street smarts type than the book smarts type. I have found it to be a good thing to be with someone who IS more book smarts. It makes for something to share with each other. Street smarts/book smarts. It's like Ying/Yang. Kinda completes the circle and makes for a powerful and complete relationship. After all, 2 people together should be better than either 1 on their own...
Heroes:
Anyone who can inspire me... Especially in a way I never thought of, or thought possible before. Oh, and anyone who can keep up with me... Cause most mother fuckers can't...
