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About Me

I am more useful than the cream in an oreo cookie and more interesting than a car crash with expensive cars and big trucks and sirens and fire. Small boys will abandon their lego sets to hear me talk of better days and small girls stick their barbie dolls with all the accessories into the garbage disposal. I suspect the girls just want to chat with the boys who sit at my knee listening intently as I tell them all about my youth and how it was so much better then. Girls are funny like that. Now if I could just find a way to make showering before riding muni the status quo I could own this town.
Your Pirate Name Is...
Dirty Dagger Dan What's Your Pirate Name? .. width="425" height="350" .. a slight sampling of my hobby (acting). This short was ranked 5th in the 2006 48 hour film fest (San Francisco). We also won an award for best editing. Ill put in clips of my history channel episodes whenever I can get my hands on them... Someday before I die I will sing in the San Francisco Opera, I will be in a feature length movie, and I will have written music that is on the radio. Sometime before then, I will travel mexico and speak spanish as I do. I am saving money and learning spanish now. The little spare time I have I write George Steinbrenner letters telling him how undepaid his team is,Anything worth doing is worth doing with both fists. And if that means beating yourself in the head after the red sox take your overpaid team to task on 4,20 then so be it. Maybe you paid too much for those damn stoners. "she is crazy!!" my response? "show me the sane one" I like profiles when people put pics of themselves flipping the bird on them. Way better than half nude torsos...
You Are 40% Sociopath
From time to time, you may be a bit troubled and a bit too charming for your own good.
It's likely that you're not a sociopath... just quite smart and a bit out of the mainstream! Are You A Sociopath? Things I like, blogs I can read, things I hate, blogs set to private, things I am grateful for, an irish name my mom gave me that 50% of the people I meet can spell correctly, as opposed to shamus (seamus) or coleman (column), most people dont believe me when I tell em the name my mom almost chose before my grandma stepped in,,bless her sole....
Which Random Irish Gaelic Phrase Are You?
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Ta mo bhriste tri thine
Ta mo bhriste tri thine - 'My trousers are on fire.'You're a few bricks short of a load, aren't you? You're probably not allowed to use sharp objects and you should be locked in a rubber room. With Rubber rats. Rubber rats? I hate rubber rats. They drive me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a rubber room. With rubber rats. Rubber rats? I hate rubber rats...
Take The Quiz Now! Quizzes by myYearbook.com Children love me, feminists (usually) don't..perhaps balance is a good thing.
Your Life is 76% Off Track
If you're honest with yourself, you have to admit that you often feel like you're living the wrong life.
It's a pretty easy conclusion to come to - because it seems like not a lot is going right.
Consider finding a life coach or mentor. You need some encouragement in turning your life around. Are You Living The Wrong Life?

My Interests

What Pill Should YOU Be Taking?
Patient Name: bryan
Prescription: Bryanonix

Effects:/b. Fights urge to make lewd movements in public

'What Pill Should You be Taking?' at QuizGalaxy.com

I'd like to meet:

Joe Torre and Conda leeza rice...just so I can ask her if it was worth selling out....Joe Torre just because...
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
"Kill! Kill!" The Muppet Personality Test

Music:

van morrison is so awesome. especially when they switched to Hagar. so rules...I always wanted to see the battle of evermore when the who squared off against the guess who. Never happened. Now if the monkees would just stop playing beatles tunes all would be good.

Movies:

I like both kinds. X and triple x. But seriously folketh. I like movies way too much. Id list them but that would cause your computer to jam up when you clicked on my page. A veces veo los en la televisor, a veces va a el cine verlos.

Television:

tv was not anything till they added the dinners...now if the foil was just a tad sweeter it could be a great desert...

Books:

I like the short ones cause I have a short attention span. I like the ones with long words. I like picture ones too.I just got back into Camus. Kingdom of Exile wasnt bad. And I reread all my hunter thompson books. I tend to like the authors that destroy themselves. Go figure.

Heroes:

I just watched this homemade youtube wild animal kingdom video of a wilderbeast or some such calf that was getting eaten by several medium size lions on the edge of a small pond and THEN a gator (or croc I am not a big person on reptiles except snakes) and THEN this reptile starts ripping the calf away from the tigers and THEN like a hundred bulls come along and I swear to god chased the lions away. The damn calf walked back into the herd. Not even kidding.

My Blog

a college yearbook

regrettably, much of my life is regret. Probably since past the age of well 14...maybe younger. I have a facebook profile. I set it up so I could view pictures a friend had posted on her profile of u...
Posted by Bryan on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 04:03:00 PST

a few odd notes

so yesterday I officially rock. My old Toshiba TV which has had a slowly degenerating picture finally got fixed by me. When I first got it, I got lucky and upon opening the chassis found two cap...
Posted by Bryan on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 11:35:00 PST

this is what happens when you make your own coffee liqeur

sure I didnt spell it right. But when your upstairs neighbor invites your for a beer and you drink a beer with a cheeze sandwich and a computer termnial nearby with broadband connection ...
Posted by Bryan on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 02:32:00 PST

Screen doors and bloody knuckles

The screen door in question was black, old. The screen itself was black and the paint on the old wood was old black paint. The type that was cracked all over. Probably had lead in it now as I think. M...
Posted by Bryan on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 04:12:00 PST

5 stinking signatures

And so some gentle rain falls on the antistarbucksbrigade. We did it. We got 1000 signautures on our petition. We called Supervisors, we told em how many signatures we had. A few listened. We showed u...
Posted by Bryan on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 05:05:00 PST

Jess and me versus the chains

well..so it goes. I managed to sit down and print out and then copy 500 times no less the petition to stop the super coffee coffee chain from moving into my hood. I thought I had accomplishe...
Posted by Bryan on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 11:44:00 PST

a round table and 45's

somethings just are nostalgic I guess. I grew up in Dorchester Massachusetts on Lonsdale street. We had a living room that for the most part we never used except for christmas. It was an "old school"&...
Posted by Bryan on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 12:27:00 PST

the case for non veganism

See, it is San Francisco and there are a lot of people who, in this epicentre of awesome food find it necessary to avoid something. I swear these people remind me of ponzo or that other guy. Wha...
Posted by Bryan on Fri, 18 May 2007 10:57:00 PST

noone owns anything

at least not when it comes to good jokes. I stole this from http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewpro file&friendid=23413222 A young boy is playing with his toy plane in the bac...
Posted by Bryan on Fri, 18 May 2007 10:37:00 PST

alec baldwin and how he is not so bad

while it is not the best thing for a dad to leave a phone message like that for a small girl, well I can think back to days of yore when parents had stricter views on treating fruit of their loins...h...
Posted by Bryan on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 03:39:00 PST