zzapp the witch

I'm opinionated, honest, blunt, tactless, diplomatic, patient, too nice sometimes, slightly over-protective of my children, a worrywart, scared of hurting other people's feelings, and the best good woman a decent man could ever have. I try to tell my kids that I'm the meanest mom in the whole world, but they seem to still be in denial about it. I have three kids, and a house that is shaping up quite well. I'm still debating painting my shop pink so guys will quit trying to date me so they can use it. Get your own tools, dammit!