Insanity. |
Yesterday I decided to partake of some frozen raviolis which are prepared by submersion in boiling water for 7 minutes. I strain the hot water from the pot by pressing a small plate against its rim an...
Posted by on Fri, 25 May 2007 20:04:00 GMT |
Robbed, Mugged, Raped |
By big black tranny hookers.Ok not raped.A Big Black Tranny Hooker (BBTH) stole our shit yesterday. Said BBTH was sitting behind us at a little cafe in a part of town I like to call St. Shit Village. ...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 10:34:00 GMT |
blogador |
Everything in Buenos Aires is ablaze today. The sun is hot and high and there are no clouds around robbing us our right to dine outside. Looking out my window into the large courtyard, I hear children...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 00:24:00 GMT |
Shakira=Ass |
Munch.Update! I found the video with the Tacos. Press Release: In an angry demonstration of her shitty singing, dancing, and existing skills, Colombian Wiggle Princess Shakira subjects the Argentine p...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 00:44:00 GMT |
Aye, Dios Mio! Tengo una.. |
Argentine Hangover.Una Resaca. Grrrande.I'm watching as a metric yard of mosquitos come and go through my apartment window, feasting on my sticky skin, drunk on my potent blood. They're throwing a par...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 10:14:00 GMT |
Everyone's an advice columnist |
"I've been dating this guy for about two weeks and I really like him. We haven't had sex yet. He just told me he is HIV-positive. What should I do?"This is a great opportunity to discuss stigmas assoc...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 17:28:00 GMT |
Dinner with Dad |
I'm driving west and thinking about the best way to tranquilize a person long enough to both color and remove the majority of their hair when my pants begin to vibrate. Coffee has finally won the batt...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 00:47:00 GMT |
I heart punctuation. |
I fuckin' heart it. Punctuation makes my world go 'round. I guess I'm a dick head, because I'm instantly disinclined to reply to a person's friend request if they are unable to punctuate their message...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 10:03:00 GMT |
Please add me. For I am, in no particular order... |
... sober, bored, hungry, lonely, horny, and deciding... whether or not to fix any of it.
I decided on this warm summer's eve that I should find one more thing to occupy my spare time. I set out t...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 22:46:00 GMT |
