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Noah

About Me

Politically I am a Ron Paul / Pat Buchanan / Newt Gingrich / Ronald Reagan Republican.

My Interests

If I read one more MySpace profile who claims they're interesting, unique, not understood, complex, independent, original, etc, I'm going to first throw up, and then start shooting. You're actually not any of those, you're stereotypical for claiming you are! Haha!

I'd like to meet:

Ron Paul, Rowan Atkinson, Josh Groban, Ronald Reagan (I know hes dead), Arnold Schwarzeneggar, Michael Savage, Richard Feynman (dead), Charles Oppenheimer (dead), Matt Groenig, Jesus, The Dalai Lama, Burt Rutan

Music:

20th century classical, Josh Groban, 70s & 80s rock (not to be confused with Metal or Hair Bands), some pop stuff, some european stuff, some alternative

Television:

Arrested Development and Simpsons are about the best stuff on. Arrested Development got an Emmy for "Best Series" (not "best new series") its FIRST year. The History Channel and The Learning Channel, thats just about the only stuff worth watching when the other two shows aren't on. But I can't do the decorating reality shows. Network news is ok sometimes. Sometimes I can do an episode of Seinfeld or Friends. AMC is often good for a movie. The only reality show I can really get behind is The Apprentice.

Books:

I've always got a stack of books that I'm about halfway through on all of em. I've got about 4 biographies going right now, and countless general non-fiction. Unfortunately I don't have as much time as I'd like for them. The one I'm going through right now is called "Why do buses come in threes" and it kicks most of YOUR books' asses. And if you don't have any books at all, then your ass is already kicked.

Heroes:

My dad.

My Blog

Oh, BTW

Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant" is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist."
Posted by Noah on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 10:23:00 PST

Snopes: Gas boycott May 15th

From: http://www.snopes.com/politics/gasoline/nogas.asp[Collected on the Internet, 2007]DO NOT PUMP GAS ON MAY 15TH...On May 15th all myspace members are to not go to the gas station in protest high g...
Posted by Noah on Tue, 08 May 2007 12:55:00 PST

Never-ending bulletin chains

naohhazmat: people need to check out the facts on these damn chain myspace bulletins Tritium242: death Tritium242: pestilence naohhazmat: "oh no, some kid vanished yesterday!" naohhazmat: the trut...
Posted by Noah on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 07:30:00 PST

Friends list

Ok, about my friends list. As of this writing, there's 23 seperate individuals on there, and you know that's not a whole lot on MySpace world. I'm not one of these losers who has 4700 people on their ...
Posted by Noah on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 06:25:00 PST