puppies, particularly the kind that will poop on your neighbors porch when they piss you off, and my girlfriends ass I can put a beer on that thing and it won't fall over
A robot that knows how to get on it's knees and lower a zipper, eh? eh?
Music? Musics that rhythm to life it'll make your feel things you haven't felt before, it'll motivate you to get drunk enough to do that 300LB girl on checkstand six at your local walmart supercenter yeah the wakashaw one
I made a movie once, and let me tell you it would've been funnier if the clown pooped after the midget tickled his backdoor
I'm horny for the history channel lets not bs eachother but sometimes I'll put that food network on just to rub one out
Are a pain in my ass next time I trip over one of my broads nursing books I'll punch her in her face even if she's sleeping, the more bruises she has the more I love her
I can be your superman, well drink some cheap vodka and fruit punch, call it jungle juice, act a little crazy, make some bad decisions forget we both have some nasty VD