Someone completely plastic with whom I don't relate to at all, a product of self-induced drug addiction, an extremely obscure, senseless whore; I'd like to meet someone completely obsessed with the exterior only, and who has no evident ideals or signs of morality. While we're at it, make sure you're a consumer driven moron. Another way to really impress me is to be completely unintelligent; PLEASE make multiple spelling errors, throw away the rules of grammar while talking to me, and don't know important historical dates! Don't forget this either: reading books is a total turn off. Oh man, I go crazy for people who are totally unoriginal too! So make sure you have no characteristics that would suggest the notion of you being an individual; leave your pulse at home!