♠He's The Lime In My Corona♥ profile picture

♠He's The Lime In My Corona♥

..I'm so dangerous, I don't even check my eggs before I put the box in my cart...

About Me

Let's see, my name is Nikki, I'm 23 and I have a daughter-my baby girl Kody she's 3 and I love her more than anything or anyone. I think you all know by now, or maybe not, that Jared is back again. I love pirate jokes. If you have any, feel free to message them to me. I love my little sisters (who are not so little anymore). I'm SO proud of them! I'll start with the youngest, Sidney, who I guarantee is smarter than any other 5 year olds you've ever known. My other sister Rachel rocks on the guitar and sings beautifully, she could serenade your socks off. And Katelin, who has been through more than you can imagine...she's really gotten her head together and stayed relatively sane through all of it. I love dancing, I love shopping (of course), I love driving. I love the rain. I love thunderstorms and lightening. I love horseback riding, dirtbike riding, and piggy back riding. I've always wanted to do the "dolphin encounter" thing at Sea World. I love to swim, I love the beach and the mountains. I love the outdoors in general. I love fishing, I love boats. I love tanning. I love shoes. I love lamp. I hate the dentist. I hate having to do my hair. I hate makeup 99.9% of the time. But I wear it. I hate models because of the standards they've been setting for generations which results in like 300,000 deaths a year. I hate girls that think they're fat when they're not. I hate ditzy blonds, or girls that pretend to be stupid for attention. I love dressing up. I love my stripper shoes. I love when Kody wakes up before me and draws all over my face with my lipstick. I love making my daughter laugh. I love getting compliments from people about how beautiful she is. She's got 2 great dads, and no her dad isn't gay, contrary to popular belief, her 2nd father is my fiance.
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My Interests

Um....YOUR MOM!

I'd like to meet:

Your mom. No really, actually, these guys are my heroes...
I GIVE YOU......(drumroll)....
!!!THE HARMONICATS!!!
..

Music:

Hmm...Bad Religion...Vandals...No Use For A Name...Sweatshop Union...Rancid therefore Transplants must follow...some NoFx...Wailing Possums...Yelling Marsupials...oh! and Screeching Weasel...Flogging Molly, Swingin' Utters...Bouncing Souls...Dashboard...Sugarcult...Pussycat Dolls...and country music...haha...big difference you say? Dixie Chicks, Lonestar, Gretchen Wilson, Tim McGraw, Dierks Bentley, Toby Keith, Martina McBride, Faith Hill, Brooks & Dunn, and of course GOOD OL' JOHNNY CASH.
Metallica, Slayer, and that's about as metal-head as I get.

Movies:

Ok...I'll answer this one...BOONDOCK SAINTS....Troy...Ocean's 11,12 & 13...HITMAN...3:10 To YUMA...MEET THE SPARTANS...TALLADEGA NIGHTS...SEMI-PRO
OH and HUSTLER'S Anal Seduction Pt.II "Park it in the Rear".

Television:

I try not to watch too much of the idiot box.

Books:

Roman Candles haha, I think that's a Danielle Steel book. No but really, "Shoe Addicts Anonymous" by Beth Harbison. Good read. I also really like 'who-dunit' books.

My Blog

My God.....

I can't believe it, that the man Brian Bowers could possibly have given in. But it has happened and only good words are to follow. Till further notice........
Posted by ♠He's The Lime In My Corona♥ on Thu, 24 Jul 2008 01:45:00 PST

My God.....

I can't believe it, that the man Brian Bowers could possibly have given in. But it has happened and only good words are to follow. Till further notice........
Posted by ♠He's The Lime In My Corona♥ on Thu, 24 Jul 2008 01:45:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

http://www.myheritage.com...
Posted by ♠He's The Lime In My Corona♥ on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 10:10:00 PST

KODY'S BIRTHDAY BASH!

September 10th 2006Your presence is requested from 11 a.m. til 6 p.m.atSan Martin Park in LakewoodThere will be a wading pool for the kids so bring a bathing suit!...
Posted by ♠He's The Lime In My Corona♥ on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 01:42:00 PST

HA!!! MY MOST PERFECT BLOG YET!!!

Well you filled up my head,With so many lies.Twisted my heartTil something snapped inside.I'd like to give it one more trybut my give a damn's busted.You can crawl back homesay you were wrong,stand ou...
Posted by ♠He's The Lime In My Corona♥ on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 10:30:00 PST

I MUST BE...

I must be crazy I must be losing my mind I must be INSANE I must be stupid I must be foolish I must be berserk I must be delirious I must be nutty I must be a screwball I must be a lunatic I must be h...
Posted by ♠He's The Lime In My Corona♥ on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 08:17:00 PST

is this love...

I should have known betterThan to let you go aloneIt's times like theseCan't make it on my ownWasted days, and sleepless nightsAn' I can't wait to see you againI find I spend my timeWaiting on your ca...
Posted by ♠He's The Lime In My Corona♥ on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 12:59:00 PST

DROVE OUT TO CARLSBAD...TO SEE MY CHODE

THEN ROBBIE AND I ARRIVED... YOU FORGOT TO CHECK SOMETHING....DUH  I"> I HAVE A TENDENCY TO MAKE PEOPLE WANNA GET DRUNK AND EAT TAQUITOS...WELL, ATLEAST I WAS GETTING DRUNK AND EATING TAQUITOS ...
Posted by ♠He's The Lime In My Corona♥ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ONCE AGAIN-YOU'RE TOO LATE!!!

I'm sorry, I don't know what to say! I've fallen in love with someone else...that someone is more than I could ever ask of you. You ruined me for yourself. I could never just let myself go back to you...
Posted by ♠He's The Lime In My Corona♥ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

movin' on.........finally!

Here's the thing we started off friendsIt was cool but it was all pretendYeah yeahSince you've been goneYou dedicated you took the timeWasn't long till I called you mineYeah YeahSince you've been gone...
Posted by ♠He's The Lime In My Corona♥ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST