USRF, YOU GO BOYS!!! |
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of
a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the
United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgi...
Posted by Le Craken on Fri, 19 May 2006 11:32:00 PST |
Gender of nonliving things |
You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender.1. Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.2. Copiers are Female, because once turned of...
Posted by Le Craken on Thu, 18 May 2006 02:47:00 PST |
Week at the Gym |
ONE MAN'S STORY...
If you read this without laughing out loud, there is
something wrong with you. This is dedicated to
everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular
workout r...
Posted by Le Craken on Thu, 18 May 2006 02:46:00 PST |
AWW, the morel of the story |
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective siste...
Posted by Le Craken on Thu, 18 May 2006 07:39:00 PST |
Save that Bush! |
George W. Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids, wh...
Posted by Le Craken on Wed, 03 May 2006 04:29:00 PST |
Indian testicle |
AN INDIAN WITH ONE TESTICLEThere once was an Indian whose given name was "Onestone." So named because he had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After ye...
Posted by Le Craken on Wed, 03 May 2006 04:29:00 PST |
Girls have rules, why can't Guys? Here you go ladies, read up! |
Body: The Guys' Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write th...
Posted by Le Craken on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 02:07:00 PST |
Sipping Vodka |
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.The monsignor replied, " When I am worried about getting nervous on thepulpit, I p...
Posted by Le Craken on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 02:22:00 PST |
X-mas break trip!!! |
Christmas night-10:00 P.M. ---> Hopping in the car and getting ready to take the 14 hour hike to Breezy Point Minnesota for a week of fun with some of the best mother fuckers I could ask for. Tri...
Posted by Le Craken on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 09:25:00 PST |
Chuck Norris is not a fag! 30 facts |
1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.2. When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He al...
Posted by Le Craken on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 04:12:00 PST |
