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Eddie

About Me

I am the worst Mexican ever. Seriously.

Also, I love my sister, Amy, peanut butter and vinyl.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Let's start with who I don't want to meet, and at the top of that list: YOUR CRAPPY BAND. Seriously. Odds are that your band sucks and I don't want to hear it. It very well could be that you're amazing and I'm missing the boat on a good thing, which wouldn't be a first for me. My dating history, for instance, is a litany of good things gone awry.

Also, while we're on the topic, I don't want to meet people who quote Robert Frost on their Myspace page. Just because you read a poem sophomore year, doesn't mean I want to see snippets of it beneath a blinking GIF of your name. Go read Pinsky and then tell me Frost is relevant. You chose the poem most quoted and that has made all the difference.

And speaking of Pinsky, if you can read the Inferno in Italian, I automatically love you. No joke.

Mostly I just want to meet people who don't suck and Bob's Big Boy or any man-child with a large head, like Lard Lad, that wears gingham overalls. That's right, I said gingham. Look it up. Oh, I'm also into women who say things like, "Eddie, we need a Meatloaf date."

My Blog

Boo to funerals.

I know I'm not alone in this, but damn, I hate dealing with death.Over the weekend we buried one of my mom's oldest and dearest friends.This was the woman who prodded my mom into dating my father. She...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 22:27:00 GMT

A good time for (a Carson Daly-less) Last Call

Blogging at 2 a.m. can be scary business.I had planned to be asleep for the past two hours, to wake in six and set out to do some early morning writing.I guess that won't be happening.I tried to find ...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 02:00:00 GMT

movie and movies

So, I've been writing a movie lately.It's why I don't have a real job.It's better than half done.It's about baseball and girls.Also, I really like movies. I just abuse my Netflix account.If you gots N...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 21:48:00 GMT

I love ... I love records.

Those who know me well, know I love to buy music, specifically vinyl records.But record buying is a funny game. If I know what I want and I want it now, I have no problem shelling out $10, $20 for an ...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 13:37:00 GMT

Day 89 of 109

If you make it to the end of this, I love you.So, I'm back in Atlanta after a harrowing week at my parents' house in California. No, seriously, it was a weird, weird week. I flew into L.A. super late ...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 04:35:00 GMT

Day 78 of 109

Well, I should be back in California right now.But things change. People throw money at you and you end up traveling till Christmas. But instead of weeks of 12 hour days, the workload for the last mon...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 18:13:00 GMT

Day 56 of 78

I'm really not sure about how accurate the "Day 56 of 78" is, but I think it's pretty close.I remain out on the road with Walden Media, pimping the new "Charlotte's Web" movie at state fairs and the l...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:12:00 GMT

Day nine of 78

I love that I can post-date these blog entries to fudge the fact that I am actually writing this at 1 a.m. the following day.So, I've been on the road for a little over a week (as you can tell by read...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 23:13:00 GMT

New job starts

Day 1 of 78 (I think)I started my new job on the road promoting the new 'Charlotte's Web' movie at state fairs today. I'll be out of California till Nov. 15.I am sitting in the airport in Sioux Falls,...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 21:08:00 GMT

It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock and roll.

So, you may be asking yourself, 'What the crap does sa/dc mean?'Well, my friend, I will tell you.sa/dc is the new band that I'm fronting.We're an ac/dc cover band.And, I'm not gonna lie to you, we're ...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 18:56:00 GMT