I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4
Heeeyy... lookie lookie, FINALLY a song proudly proclaiming being a caucasian that no one's blasted me for yet. Dear lord I love nerds.
PLEASE READ MY PROFILE BEFORE YOU MESSAGE ME,
Save us both alot of wasted time.
I will not answer mail for unsolicited sex.
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This is why most women you know are neurotic.
The more I look at the world today the more it starts to look like some out of control Sims game, with the same dozen people in different clothes.. doing the same thing, trying desperately to convince each other that they're something that even they don't believe. What happened to being an individual and relishing the differences? I ride, I listen to punk music, I have weird hair and I'm a lot of fun. Do women who swap their own engines intimidate you? If you're looking for someone who cries when her Coach bag gets dirty... ya better move on to the next profile, i've been told I'm a babe but I'm definitely no Barbie. That's more likely to be a smudge of mud on my cheek then a patch of spray-on tan. Guys who can be themselves are a total turn on, no games, no crap, no dishonesty or delusions, I don't have the time or energy for high school type flakiness. It would be great if you liked motor sports, or at least not cry about my quad being scary... Don't be afraid to get dirty, don't waste my time discussing fluff without exposing yourself to being understood on a deeper level... like reggae and sunsets and irish car bombs and jeans.. most of all, don't be ashamed to show me what you're really about... I'll reciprocate.
My pirate name is:
Bloody Ethel Bonney
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!
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