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jordanjohnson

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About Me

-My name is Jordan Michael Johnson -People call me "jeej" -I'm 18 -I ride dirtbikes -I love telling jokes and making people laugh -I love to party -I love to drink beer -I like to lift and stay in shape -Some people say im an ass hole, and some people think im the sweetest guy ever, i guess you will have to see for your self -I DO have an ipod like everyone else (unfortunantely) -I HATE liars -I am an outgoing person -I will always tell you the truth and how i feel - Beleive it or not im a caring person ha -I dont even know, im a fun guy thats about it -Oh yeah and im hung like a horse

My Interests

Dirtbikes, sports, movies, lifting, parties, grizzly straight, snowmobiling...being lazy, eating junk food and watching a bunch of movies in 1 day....=).

I'd like to meet:

Besides Snoop dogg, then i guess i'd like to me you.(oneandonlyjeej)
what do you look like? super sexy
hair color? dark blonde
eye color? blue
race? white
do you wear makeup? nope
what does your hair look like? short most of the time
lips big/small? medium
((lets be real)) /guys.. what inch are you?/girls.. what size are them tites? 8 feet
pick one

pink or blue? pink
phone or aim? aim i suppose eh?
GUNIT or Murder INC.? g, g, g, g what?
mall or movies? either or
chocolate or vanilla? vanilla for sure
abercrombie&fitch or rocawear? fitch
clothes or shoes umm....i dont give a shit
follower or leader? haha
rap or rock? both
50 cent or like...everyone else? fitty hah
heels or flats? ehh im gonna have to go with neither
jordans or GUNIT? jordans
method man or redman? method man
favorites
color? blue
movie? little fat kid saying "Hows Hikes Skool billy?" (billy maddison)
song? ehhh puff puff pass hah
hobbie? baketball...football...used to race dirtbikes....just ride now
music video?
singer/rapper? eminem like i said
part of the opposite gender's body? ass and eyes haha thats where its at
magazine or book? dont read
About you
full name Jordan Michael Johnson
birthday November 28th, 88
height 5'7
weight 145
label..prep, jock, geek, thug, hoe, troublemaker, diva, bitch, ect. prep/jock
what are you wearing right now? nothing, not even kidding
descibe your room computer, tv, desk, bed, dressors, bathroom
favorite show sportscenter
what color are your toenails/finger nails -
what is on your backround? me and grr during football
do you like someone? ehh
if yes who? ehh
have you done the nasty? what do you think
have you shot a gun? yeah
have you killed someone? i wish
have you gone to jail? nope
have you gotten arrested? nope
have you kissed the same gender as yours? i hate fucking queers
do you agree wit sex before marriage? hell yeah
what is in your cd player right now? tim mcgraw...yup
what time do you wake up for school in the morning? depends what day
are you racist? haha im not getting into trouble
are you athiest? ehh
when your in the bath what do you do to pass the time? shower
what do you sleep in? naked ....not kidding
how long does it take you to get ready in the morning? half hour
what color is your bed spread? white
how many pilliows do you have 6
did you ever have a blankie or a stuff animal? haha yeah
if yes, did it have a name? what was it? no name
what do you WANT pierced? i got enough
what kind of tatoo do you want if you want on? and where do you want it? no tatoo as of now
what posters are on your walls? coors light, james bubba stewart, ohio state football
how many times a week do you take a shower? well i take 2 a day so do the math
gay marriage yes or no? FUCK FAGGOTS
what word do you used the most? yeah
are you a fast typer? yes
do you have a kid? See now thats a good question....im sure i got one runnin around here somewhere
if yes, how many and what are their names? not sure if i do or not....hahahah jjuuuust fuckin around
if no, how many do you want and and what do you want their names to be? ehh i want to have 2 or 3
do you even want kids??? -
are you gay/lez? like i said FUCK FAGGOTS
do you have zits on your face? doesnt everyone
are you a hairy person? haha...
what do you put on your food the most (sauce) ranch
are you flexible not at all
what would you call your skin conplexion? medium tan
how many pairs of clothes do you have in your closet? dont have a closet
how many pairs of shoes do you have in your closet? dont have a closet
how many hats do you have in your closet? dont have a closet
was this quiz fun? i suppose
are you glad your done wit it? i suppose
whats one thing you would change about yourself? my attitude
whats one thing guys/girls seem most attracted to you? my size :0
do you like hot chocolate? yeah i suppose

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Music:

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Budweiser Beer
You're the first choice of many people. Maybe a little too common and not too unique, but hey you're always faithful right?

Television:

ESPN, King of Queens, MTV
You scored as Dwyane Wade. You play like Wade. You may not be the tallest guy, but you can block shots and rebound. You are a great guy to have on any team. You don't like to shoot threes and you are not to good at them, but you can make them when needed. You are a flashy player even though you don't try to be. Not many people thought you would make it this far.

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Kevin Garnett


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Dwyane Wade


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Steve Nash


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Richard Jefferson


50%

Kobe Bryant


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Dirk Nowitzki


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Ron Artest


47%

Ben Gordon


47%

Ben Wallace


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Michael Redd


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LeBron James


40%

Jason Kidd


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Shawn Marion


40%
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