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BEDTIME STORY: FOR THOSE LONLEY OLD HORNY PEOPLE WHO CANT FALL ASLEEP....READ THIS AND ULL FALL ASLEEP....Character List: Debra and Risi – hott nice ass buddie twins who are way sexy on the beach in HawaiiItzik – surf teacherTalya – boobless blonde surf girlDavida – town hookerTamar – drug dealerHenry – risis bf________- who risi has an affair with on vacationYosi – CherifLiat – hula dancerAriella – rich girl whos father owns a bar whose a pushover and get everyone free alcoholOne day two sexy twins named debra and risi went to Hawaii. While they were on the plane debra let one slip out and the hott guy behind them said "eww whats that smell.†Risi started laffing rlly rlly hard and she "cut the yarn" like last yr in art wen debra made a jelly fish out of sweing stuff!!! Then debra said,†wow risi ur farts smell as bad as moldy tuna fish†and then risi sed "wow debra ur farts smell as bad as jordans shits.†Then they finally got off the plane after 69 hours and they went to their hotel....the lesbian mommy motel. Once they got there, they signed up for surf lessons with a surf teacher named itzik. They got into their bikinis (size 34c for both) and went down to the ocean. Where they met a boobless blonde surfer girl named talya. They introduced themselves but they noticed that she wud look at their boobs when they spoke and not there faces. so they wer elik "yOo blondieee wat ya looking at??? were niceass buddies not nice boob buddies!!!!!!!" and then she said "im sorry but i cant help but look at those ginormous boobies of yours....can i feel them??" and they sed "ok, um.... sure since we're lesbian momies with no kids and we r used to ppl wanting to touch themmm" then risi all of a sudden saw a reeli hott guy and pulled debras hand to go chase him. The rlly hott guy was named _________ and they fell in love and had an affair cuz risi alredy had a bf but she didnt care cuz _________ was wayyyy hotter!!! then debra decided to leave them alone as they ran back to the motel room and she went to go flirt with the hott surf teacher. and he was like "yo debra i am a hott surf teacher... lets go bak to the motel " so then they went back to the motel were they found risi and ______ having an affair....but as they were about to shut the door the fone rang..... and on the fone it was risi's boyfrend!! debra picked up and he heard risi moaning ______'s name and started to cry!! and then risi and her bf broke up so risi could b with _________. All of a sudden the door slammer open and in came the town hooker davida in a bra and matching thong. and _____ and itzik sed yo get out we dont want a hooker we got hott girls rite here cuz u sa u got a 34c but we dont believe u. then she ran out crying where she found the cherif named yosi and asked for sex. and he loiked like rabii shindell and the hooker got turned on by thinking of rabbi shindell cuz hes a hott rabi. then she said her price but since hes the cherif he arrested her and braught her to jail where she met the drug dealer tamar. and tamar the drug dealer sed "u want some razzles?" and davida sed "only if u have sex with me...." and shes sed "ok, suree!!" cuz she was veryy high of all those "peanut m&ms" so they snuk out of jail and went to the local bar where they ran into the daughter of the barowner named arismella smeller. and they sed "yo arismella u look like a pushover--buyy me a 'diet dr pepper' for cheap!!" and she sed ok, and then they all got drunk together off diet dr pepper. and then risi and debra and _____ and itzik showed up at the bar. where they ran into the hooker, drug dealer and ariemslla smeller. and they were very nice and sed "hi!!" then in came the hoola girl liat and she said, "howdy yalll anyone up for a hula lesson...."yes" said davida the hooker. "ill join you..." said a squeeky voice in the back of the bar. and it was the long lost man from out at sea named Jason. and then liat dragged the long lost man from the sea into a corn er of the bar and they started the ummmm hula lesson. she stareted to shake her hips and move her lips closer to Jason. and jason got scared cuz all he wanted was a hula lesson.... so then davida pushed liat away and sed move it whore im the town hooker hes my sexxy macho man!! so davida dragged him up to her room int he lesbian mommy hotel and risi and debra coudnt sleep that nite cuz they herd davida and jason all night long then they heard a nock on their door and in came the boobless blonde disturbing their lesbian mommy sex. and then they had a lesbian 3some w the boobless blonde even tho she was boobless cuz they felt bad 4 her... and she was hott even tho she was boobless cuz she was a surfer girl!! in came itzik and ________ and it went from a 3 some to a gang bang. and arismella smeller and tamar the drug dealer got jealous cuz they wanted in. they walked in and itzik sed get out dudes ur not welcom in our kowabunga gang bang man!! and then davida the hooker herd all the noise and she got mad that there was sex going on and she wasnt involved in it!! they heard davida coming up the stairs but noone likes a boob lieing hooker so they all jumped out the window to go to have a gang bang on the beach. insted they decided to just go surfing on the beach and sing brittney spears and backstreet boys while surfing and boogie boarding. and s club 7, and dream street , and cheetah girls!! so they all went srufing and invited the cherif to make sure they were all safe and secure cuz he was also a part time lifeguard. and he was a tzadek, and he learned lots of torah. then they all went back to the bar and they had some lemonade with umbrellas in the cups. and they all lived happily ever as best frends and their life turned into a musical!! ~ the end ~written by debra and risi I LOVE OUR BEDTIME SOTRIES!! BFFAEAEAE!!
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