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Riley

There is no law against a man not wearing pants.

About Me

Animals love me, especially domestic dogs, but also wild animals like foxes and deer. My Mom works at Disney World. I make art. Click here if you care:

The clip above is of my latest Green Light appearance on Bowie Comcast Cable. Hint: About the first 1/8th of this clip is intro. You'll want to bump the cursor down to the actual show, unless you really like the Ramones or scenic Bowie.

My Interests

Jupiter's magnetosphere, pangolins, mk ultra, getting drunk with my Laser-Tag team, ziggurats, axolotls, the sens, the habs, peanut butter and irony.

I'd like to meet:



Music:



Movies:

Basquiat, Borat!: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Team America World Police, The Big Lebowski, One Hour Photo, Blade II, Pi, Appleseed, Eyes Wide Shut, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Napolean Dynamite, Kill Bill, Return of the Jedi, Spirited Away, The Exorcist, Bring It On and Sin City.

Television:



Books:

Elegant Universe by Brian Greene, Hyperspace by Michio Kaku, Sinister Forces by Peter Levenda, Demon Haunted World by Carl Sagan, Love, Poverty and War by Christopher Hitchens, MEKA by Bengal and Jean David Morvan, Revelations by Paul Jenkins and Humberto Ramos, and 300 by Frank Miller.

Heroes:

Thomas Paine, Albert Einstein, Andy Kaufman, Quinton "Rampage" Jackson, Ralph Nader, Ian Mackeye, Chris Hansen, Trey Parker and Matt Stone