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paolo.

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

that's poseur with a "u", thank you very much.
bad suicide track record, 0 for 4.
community college fuck up.
pop culture whore.
the new sincerity.

neu wave sincerity. - live journal.
you are not the father. - video blog.
Instant Messenger: neuWAVEsincerity

i'm kind of like an airplane full of cheerleaders that crash-landed in Candyland. the resulting debris was a peppermint and shrapnel laced pep-rally admist the burning wreckage. and that's me on a good day.

former corporate flunkie, blogger wannabe, heavily medicated.

BE MORE AWESOME! PURE FUN AND TOTAL JOY!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

someone with a penis and/or vagina. girls who wear glasses. but then again i'm in not much position to be making demands.

PS: nobody cares that you're 3/19th native american.View All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

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My Blog

what are you doing here?

dude. i have a live journal, check that out. it's in my profile.regardless to say, i'm happy right now. i've updated my profile to reflect my new outlook on life, to me detached irony is dead, and the...
Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 20:21:00 GMT

we're all on the battlestar harmonica.

if you watch any non-battlestar galactica or non-harmonica related vlog/video podcast for the rest of 2006, please make sure it's battlestar harmonica. okay? mostly because it's my own vlog/video podc...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 17:07:00 GMT

social creatures of habit.

oh what is that? i have 200 friends? sure doesn't feel like i have 200 friends, i guess it's time for a friends cut!
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 15:57:00 GMT

tomorrow we celebrate.

the ideal situation for tomorrow's celebration of thanksgiving will end up with me disguising a drunken stupor as affection for family members i hardly see, and who pretend to be interested in my pues...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 16:35:00 GMT

the reason that they are inside jokes is because they aren't even funny to begin with.

the reason that they are inside jokes is because they aren't even funny to begin with.
Posted by on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 14:13:00 GMT

in memorial (as fucking haloween as i will get )

i find it hiralious when people who have a myspace account die, then (assuming they did not decalre prior that they were going to die, either by suicide or by kidney failure) their accounts turn into ...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Oct 2005 01:12:00 GMT

this is a drunk post coming from a mindset of desperation and anxiety and sickness.

ACCORDING TO MY BLOG AND DRUNKNESS, I THINK YOU PEOPLE NEED TO BE LESS FUCKING BORING AS SHIT AND STOP POSTING SHITTY AS SHIT ON YOUR FUCKING BULLITEN BOARDS YOU FUCKING FUCKS I HOPE YOU EITHER DIE OR...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Oct 2005 16:47:00 GMT

but i'm sure you'll get addicted, like this guy is addicted to knife raping 8th grade girls.

the following is a repost of a builliten i posted a couple of weeks ago. just so people can read it, even when that post is gone: america is not the perfect country, and that's what the constitutio...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Oct 2005 02:21:00 GMT

THE MOST IMPORTANT BLOG EVER.

there are a lot of stupid people on myspace. reading this blog, you probably are one of them. wait, i retract that. it's not that you're stupid, but your profile makes you look stupid. and you post to...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Apr 2005 21:46:00 GMT

funnier than pushing pregnant women down flights of stairs.

my triumphant return to spoken word will be marked with a resounding piece entitled: "i write poetry because i like getting my dick sucked after the open mic". this is a call out to all you fake...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Jan 2005 22:42:00 GMT