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Gene Monterastelli

About Me

I can get out of a straight jacket, pick off little green army men with a bull whip, ride a unicycle, ride a mini bike, juggle five balls, eat fire, hypnotize people and do a handful of card tricks (not all at once).
I am on the road over 200 days a year between performing, speaking, and just wondering around. The only place I would rather be than on the road is on the back of a horse.
I have a small private practice in which I use EFT to help people with emotional and physical pain, addiction, and weight loss.
When I am not on the road, I visits my few worldly possessions (mostly second hand furniture and the printer for my computer) which can presently be found in Baltimore, MD (for now).
One day I hope to compete as a solo synchronized swimmer in the Olympics.
More completely ridiculous facts about my life here .
How to Save the World and Retire
By Gene Monterastelli
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My Interests

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Member Since: 16/08/2005
Band Website: monterastelli.com
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Distrust

"The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action."Frank Herbert
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 06:35:00 GMT

Mistake

"If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner."Tallulah Bankhead
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 06:10:00 GMT

Mind

"If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?"Laurence J. Peter
Posted by on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 06:17:00 GMT

Life of Rock Stars

Here is quote from the APeX guestbook."I just got home from Junior High Youth Day and APeX was there it was sooo much fun. Brad is so funny and Gene showed us how he can get out of a straight jacket ...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 19:08:00 GMT

Autism Awareness Month

Autism in mysterious. We don’t know full what it is. We certainly don’t know why it happens.According to the Autism Society of America 1 in 150 children born this year will be diagnosed ...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:36:00 GMT

Taking care of yourself

If you are not reading Seth Godin’s blog, you missing great wisdom:Most people spend a lot of time to get an education.They wait for the teacher (hopefully a great one) to give them something of...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 06:53:00 GMT

Can you give it up?

The most important thing to remember is this: To be ready at any moment to give up what you are for what you might become.W.E.B. Du Bois
Posted by on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 06:50:00 GMT

Living up to...

"I am not in this world to live up to other people’s expectations, nor do I feel that the world must live up to mine."Fritz Perls
Posted by on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 05:17:00 GMT

Getting someones attention

This will blow your mind in regards to the power (and limits) of focus. Seeing is not believing. We see what we believe.[via seth]
Posted by on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 03:18:00 GMT

Greatfulness

Gratefulness is the key to a happy life that we hold in our hands, because if we are not grateful, then no matter how much we have we will not be happy -- because we will always want to have something...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 04:21:00 GMT