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Gerard

Let teachers and priests and philosophers brood over questions of reality and illusion. I know this,

About Me


Who am i? Im an organized mess....Im an acquired taste, at first you dont know if you really like me, you take a swig not knowing what to expect, ya get a spark of energy in your taste buds not being able to decide whether its good or bad, you eventually get used to me, soon after ya cant get enough of me. Im sarcastic by nature and witty by design. I dont discriminate, i love and hate EVERYBODY. I dont know everything, i hardly know something. I stop to smell the lilies but stay to kick down the old people. I love animals, especially if theyre deep fried, sauteed, baked, and breaded - fun to pet better to chew. I have what my doctors call "ADD-OCD" - i cant seem to decide what im obsessed about....im just kidding, maybe i dont i think i am but im not sure wait ok im sure now...i think....oh and im also fluent in three languages - Spanish, English, and Nonsense. I havent spoken Asshole in years and have only a vague remembrance of Annoying.
But at the end of the day, can you really sum up who you really are on a myspace page? if ya can then im really sorry - i suggest you go outside grab some sun, plant a tree, save a dolphin, read a book and get a life, but its only cause i care.
You know people sometimes see me standing in the street and ask me "Are you lost?" and i always say, "Ive been lost ever since the day i was born." Thats who i am.
Update- Im no longer lost, ive been found....call off the search.
Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today - James Dean(In case you cant read it in the pic above)...Good advice from someone who was taken before his time....remember life is an adventure or its nothing.....music like love is something we can all make...whats the greatest nation in the world? DOnation, remember to give to those who need it....laughter truly is the best medicine...never take for granted those who love you.... and remember not to take life too seriously, or youll never come out alive...
The truth about women lol....
Watch this cause im in it bitches....

My Interests

Flying

I'd like to meet:

The Creator for high tea to discuss that whole why we're here thing and someday, the perfect woman which in my opinion is Rosario Dawson....

Click on the pics to see them full size....

She can see right into me....

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Gerard Leon
Birthday: 05/20/81
Birthplace: Dont know the priests covered up the existence of its location after the exorcism/birth.....
Current Location: Elizabeth, NJ
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Dark Brown/Black
Height: not that tall
Right Handed or Left Handed: depends
Your Heritage: Human
The Shoes You Wore Today: converse
Your Weakness: hairy legs
Your Fears: carnies....smell like cabbage
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni and extra cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: time travel
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: wanna cyber? please im lonely!
Thoughts First Waking Up: ".....where am i....and who the hell is this...."
Your Best Physical Feature: my soul
Your Bedtime: whats a bedtime?
Your Most Missed Memory: the womb
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mickey D's
Single or Group Dates: depends
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: butter pecan
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: at every confessional
Do you Sing: hell yeah
Do you Shower Daily: HELL YEAH
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: it took me many miserable semesters to figure out that college isnt for everyone, but im finishing it very slowly, for my dad
Do you want to get Married: when the voices in my head say its alright
Do you belive in yourself: always
Do you get Motion Sickness: sex: NO - jersey shore gravitron: YES
Do you think you are Attractive: in the dark
Are you a Health Freak: the voices think so, but i disagree
Do you get along with your Parents: before or after they abandoned me
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes its the best time to communicate with alpha centauri
Do you play an Instrument: i play a mean feather
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: i said i didnt drink, arent you listening
In the past month have you Smoked: forget it
In the past month have you been on Drugs: is afrin nasal spray a drug
In the past month have you gone on a Date: well the "escort" gave the money back, so i guess so yeah
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no not after the fire, dont ask
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: if i told you the truth she'd kick my ass
In the past month have you been on Stage: yeah its called my life starring me
In the past month have you been Dumped: depends on where
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: everytime i take a bath
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: read the newspaper tomorrow morning and youll see
Ever been Drunk: dont ever mix tang and koolaid
Ever been called a Tease: me and the word tease dont go together
Ever been Beaten up: everyday at work
Ever Shoplifted: only when i have to
How do you want to Die: i dont
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: interesting
What country would you most like to Visit: africa to see my sponsor child
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: all of the above
Favourite Hair Color: ditto
Short or Long Hair: ditto
Height: ditto
Weight: ditto
Best Clothing Style: no clothing at all
Number of Drugs I have taken: ok now your getting a little too personal
Number of CDs I own: i download
Number of Piercings: none, stapling yourself by mistake doesnt count
Number of Tattoos: two
Number of things in my Past I Regret: being born without wings

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Music:

Anything and everything that inspires me to close my eyes and sing, to dance, to smile, to cry, to condemn, to write, to remember, to paint, to dream, to love, to heal after heartbreak, to live my life the way i want to live it....music that touches your heart and soul, music that can ignite a revolution as well as bring people together in peace, music that you play at your wedding and again at your funeral, music that i grew up with and the ones i discover along the way...

GERARD
Gis forGenius
Eis forEasy
Ris forRadiant
Ais forAmazing
Ris forRevolutionary
Dis forDaredevil What Does Your Name Mean?

What Famous Leader Are You?
personality tests by similarminds.com

Movies:

-Rudy
-Arthur
-Fight Club
-Airplane I and II
-Requiem for a Dream
-See no evil, Hear no evil
-Brewster's Millions
-Superman
-Garden State
-The Brothers
-Girlfight
-Empire Records
-Swingers
-Mallrats
-Chasing Amy
-Clerks
-Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
-Snatch
-Memento
-Serendipity
-Van Wilder
-Sin City
-Akira
-Star Wars Series
-Sidewalks of New York
-She's The One
-Much Ado About Nothing
-L.A. Confidential
-Confidence
-Real Genius
-The Breakfast Club
-William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet
-Love Actually
-Vampire Hunter D
-Layer Cake
-Payback
-Ferris Bueller's Day Off
-Blood In Blood Out:Bound By Honor
-Juice
-Swimming with Sharks
-New Jack City
-Interview With The Vampire
-Kill Bill Vol. 1 and 2
-Ocean's Eleven
-Trainspotting
-Goodfellas
-Hav Plenty
-Indiana Jones Series
-Boondock Saints
-Twelve Angry Men
-Scent of a Woman
-Life As A House
-The Fifth Element
-Crash
-Caddyshack Series
-Spies Like Us
-The Professional
-As Good As It Gets
-A Perfect World
-Rent to name a few.....
Watch this when they tell you your dreams can't come true....

Television:

Entourage, Smallville, Lost, King of Queens, Stargate SG-1, 24, Ugly Betty

Books:

The Story of a Shipwrecked Sailor by Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Encyclopedia Brown Boy Detective, Hagakura: The Way of the Samurai, The Book of Five Rings, Uriel's Fire, New Rules by Bill Maher

Heroes:

My mailman

My Blog

The New Vow(this one you haveta read)

Ok i admit my previous vow was a little hasty and by reading it , despite the comedic effect i was attempting to show in the intro, it did sound a little arrogant and sorta anti-women...But thats so n...
Posted by Gerard on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 02:40:00 PST

"The Vow"

Ive decided to take a vow, not just a vow of celibacy but a vow to stay away from women altogether, until at least i am back on the road to success and im a bad ass motherfucker rulin the world. ...
Posted by Gerard on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 06:23:00 PST

Comic books....

Now a few words on comic books....in most people's eyes(mainly those who think there too cool for them) see them as something for little kids, something that 30 year old geeks collect&n...
Posted by Gerard on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 05:54:00 PST

THE FOUR CERTAINTIES OF LIFE...

There are only four certainties that ive come to know in life...1 - Love does exist.2 - Everything eventually dies.3 - In order for anything to exist there must always be a balance.4 - Anything and ev...
Posted by Gerard on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 08:26:00 PST

FORGET THESE 25 THINGS AND YOU'LL FORGET STRESS...

Losing your hair. We're at a point in evolution when our bodies have decided, You know what? The furry stuff on top of our heads? Not really useful. Women know this. They look at Ed Harris and think, ...
Posted by Gerard on Thu, 04 May 2006 07:37:00 PST

MEN'S RULES! WOMEN READ AT YOUR OWN RISK...

We always hear "the rules "From the female side.Now here are the rules from the male side.These are our rules!Please note.. these are all numbered "1"ON PURPOSE!1. Men ARE not mind readers.1. Learn to...
Posted by Gerard on Thu, 04 May 2006 09:43:00 PST