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Im Chris,Im 22, I live in Hawaii. I came here from NOVA (NOrthern VirginiA, for all of you non-hustler types.)
Im an Army Infantryman; In my own words, its the job you love to hate. It has its ups and downs, but is generably enjoyable.
Im a guitarist of 9 years, I love music and consider it my greatest passion. I have a band back home (whats left of it), Death is Certain. Check it out on my friends list if you like some death metal.
Im Airborne and enjoy jumping out of moving aircraft. It makes me nervous, but it is probably the greatest adrenaline rush i've ever experienced. try it sometime.
Im into Chevy trucks in a big way, particularly the C10 series from the 1980s. I have 2 of them ('79 and '86).
I like alcohol, especially Heineken (and other import Lager), Hennessey, and I can drink Tequila all night. I like to party and get wasted, because it makes for an interesting night, and it makes life easier. ha. You know thats true too.
Pet-Peeves;
Scratchy cds that like to skip
People who chew with their mouths open
Slow internet connections
Faux bitches
other than that, im pretty easy to get along with.
I look to finish up college in the near future. I don't know how long ill stay Army, but if not, I also have an interest in Federal Law Enforcement. I wouldn't mind having the time and money to record music either...but thats on the backburner.
When a man lies
He murders some part of the world
These are the pale deaths
Which men miscall their lives
All this I cannot bear to witness any longer
Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home.

- Cliff Burton
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My Interests

Guitar, guns, nice girls, metal, music, heineken & imported beers, military/police, etc...

I'd like to meet:

Musicians, especially guitarists

Richard Marcinko, The Rogue Warrior, so I can learn to hop and pop, shoot and loot, sneak and peek, like the pros.

Tucker Max, to see if he is as much of a heartless drunkass pimp as he claims

Someone who actually knows firearms, like my brother Pete from Ohio. If you know Federal Law too...well, im not going to give you anything, but you're special in my book.

Jesus Christ and our Lord. on good terms, hopefully.

...and You.Your results:
You are THE FUCKING SHIT Sean Connery 64% Pierce Brosnan 63% Timothy Dalton 61% George Lazenby 57% Daniel Craig 57% Roger Moore 48% The original actor to play James Bond in a movie is generally regarded as the best. Sean Connery has always been the epitome of sexiness, suaveness and sophistication.
Click here to take the James Bond Personality Test

Music:

AC/DC
Alice in Chains
Amon Amarth
Anthrax
B.B. King
Billy Joel
Black Sabbath***
Black Label Society
Bob Seger
Boston
Brooks & Dunn
Buffalo Springfield
Charlie Daniel's Band
Chicago
Children of Bodom
Collective Soul
CSNY
Damage Plan
Death***
Deicide
Dillinger Escape Plan
Dire Straits
Doobie Brothers
Dream Theater
Drowning Pool
Eric Clapton
Exodus***
George Thorogood
Guns N' Roses
GWAR
Iron Maiden***
Jimi Hendrix
JJ Cale
Johnny Cash
Judas Priest
Killswitch Engage
Led Zeppelin
Lynyrd Skynyrd***
KISS
KoRn***
Lamb of God***
Led Zeppelin
Megadeth
Meshuggah***
Metallica***
Motorhead
MudVayne
Napalm Death
Nile
Ozzy***
Obituary
Pantera***
Pink Floyd
Primus
Queen
Rush
Shadows Fall
Simon & Garfunkel
Slayer***
Slipknot
Steve Miller Band
Steve Vai
Suffocation
Superjoint Ritual
The Beatles
The Black Dahlia Murder
The Blues Brothers Band
The Cars
The Doors
The Eagles
The Grateful Dead
The Misfits
The Offspring
The Who
Thin Lizzy
Tom Petty
Vader
Venom
"Weird Al" Yankovic
Yes***
Yngwie Malmsteen
ZZ Top

Movies:

Pulp Fiction
Porky's
Dirty Harry
Full Metal Jacket
The Blues Brothers
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
Detroit Rock City
Dirty Work
Star Wars Series
Halloween II
the old Lord of the Rings animated flicks....those were cool
Uncle Buck
UHF
Baseketball
Reservoir Dogs
Little Nicky
Bond - James Bond
Goodfellas
American History X
Band of Brothers
Scarface
Lethal Weapon movies
Waynes World
Airheads
The Sixth Sense
Stephen King flicks
Die Hard I & II
Predator I & II
Terminator I & II
Star Trek I - VI
lots more...

Television:

Metalocalypse
King of the Hill
Family Guy
Headbanger's Ball
Myth Busters
Mail Call
Most anything on the History Channel
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Robot Chicken
Motorweek
Law & Order
etc.

Books:

Red Storm Rising or anything else by Clancy
The Lord of the Rings series and other Tolkien works
The Star Wars series
Guitar World
Anything by Massad Ayoob

Heroes:

My Fallen Heros...
Rest in Peace

My Father
Aaron "Erfiq" Brown - I love you brother, rest in peace
Cliff Burton
Dimebag Darrell Abbott
Chuck Schuldiner
Bill Hicks
John Candy
Jimi Hendrix
Layne Staley
Dave Williams
Randy Rhoads
The Rogue Warrior himself, Richard Marcinko
Tucker Max

Metallica 1983

My Blog

Going home

Its been a minute since I last posted a blog. I have some interesting news. So i've already gone through Airborne, and been to Fort Bragg, NC for 3 months of my life while undergoing some strenuo...
Posted by set phasers to 'kill' on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 02:39:00 PST

Hawaii

So, orders came in last week for me to go to Hawaii... which sucks, since its outside the CONUS. Also, apparently I was one of the few people in my platoon to be charged during Xmas Exodus, so, I have...
Posted by set phasers to 'kill' on Fri, 18 May 2007 07:02:00 PST

Life

hmm, I haven't posted anything since Xmas break, so here goes... Since last post, i've graduated Basic/Infantry AIT at Fort Benning, stayed there and went to Airborne school, did 5 static jumps at 125...
Posted by set phasers to 'kill' on Mon, 14 May 2007 05:02:00 PST

Xmas Exodus

Howdy, Im back from Fort Benning for the holiday season. I arrived home Sunday, and don't leave again until Jan. 3rd. Currently my company is at the start of week 9, heading into Advanced Individual T...
Posted by set phasers to 'kill' on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 01:34:00 PST

Leaving for basic training

Its 4:39AM... and ill be leaving for MEPS in Baltimore in roughly 4 hours. I will miss everyone early. My bandmates, best friends, friends, acquaintances, friends, and girls alike... ill miss you all...
Posted by set phasers to 'kill' on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 01:43:00 PST

women (ammended)

scratch the party... insert Keggar.
Posted by set phasers to 'kill' on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 02:57:00 PST

women

Women are rather difficult to please. Perhaps its just people in general, I don't know, but im speaking for myself, so we'll say 'women'. I've been with many a woman, felt many a pain in my heart, dro...
Posted by set phasers to 'kill' on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 02:51:00 PST

Life

So, im all enlisted in the Army now... something i've always wanted, but never thought i would really do. I leave for basic training at Fort Benning, GA on Wednesday October 11th. I'll be there for 9 ...
Posted by set phasers to 'kill' on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 12:36:00 PST

MEPS

Yeah, so here it is. Im going to MEPS wednesday and thursday. What sucks is that I have to retake the ASVAB, but I should do well on it like always. It just takes 3 hours... and bleh. Thats just Wedn...
Posted by set phasers to 'kill' on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 08:16:00 PST

Texas

Im driving down to Texas. Gotta get away from home for a bit, so if anyone is trying to do anything before I leave, drop me a line, make my phone ring... whatever.
Posted by set phasers to 'kill' on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 05:08:00 PST