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Johnny Marg

I Hate Underpants!

About Me

I live in So.Cal and love it. Nor Nev is only good durning the winter and durning the Battle for the Fremont Cannon. I'm pretty much just a chubby dude that realizes that life's too short to be skinny. I'm just a fuse ready for fire, spark me up and light me! I spend my free time surfing, drinking beer, and playing in sweet garage bands that never go anywhere. I can tell you from expierence, nothing beats being at the beach drunk for hours on end. The best teams are in San Diego. Go Chargers, and Padres. I also enjoy random encounters with strange, yet, attractive women. I'd like to think I have a good personality, but the truth is I don't. Most people would say I'm pretty funny. I have a very dry sense of humor, so I'm quite the asshole, really. I'm not cocky or modest, just honest!! What you see is what you get.... And what you get is not that spectacular!!

My Interests

Ah... surfing, I also enjoy: Beer, Broads, The Beach, Female Butts, Boobs, Burritos and Sweet Bands! Its not nessesarily in this order, it just depends on the day...

I'd like to meet:

Someone that talks more than I do!!

Music:

Punk, I'm from Poway what would you expect. I rock out to Millencolin, Strung Out, Lagwagon, No Use for a Name, Strung Out, MXPX, Better Luck Next Time, Pulley, NOFX,and Guttermouth.....

Movies:

I haven't seen any movies recently, because I don't really like going to them. You should rent them because then you only waste 3 dollars instead of 20 on a movie you wished you never saw!!

Television:

ESPN, College football Saturday, NFL Sunday, Channel 4 Padres and of course Fox News

Books:

Books are stupid! I read magazines, there's more pictures. I'm a visual learner.

Heroes:

David McDowell, 1977-2008, Jack Tripper, Buddy Lembec, G.W. Bush, Republicans, and Tic Douloureux. Also funny fat guys who have died over the last two decades...