uncle fucker
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Hung like the ’Statue of David’, this broke fat Welshman aspires to lead a life of luxury off the back of a WOMEN with all her own teeth, a large bank balance, with an extremely generous personality. She must be willing to spend long lonely nights at home while I am out on the tiles with my mates and greet me with a smile in the early hours of the morning, with the smell of my breakfast permeating through out the mansion! I love long walks on the beach, especially nudists beaches. (’Bolt On’s’ a pre requisite)
I am a Taurus and love the color Red! I listen to Marilyn Manson and WHAM and I love to laugh... especially at other peoples misfortunes. I believe in the Death Penalty (and have a short list)
GIFT IDEAS INCLUDE: Gold Jewelry, Sporty Cars, Anything to do with golf, Boats over 18 feet
LIKES: Milk, ’Yes’ Women, big boobs, small boobs, medium boobs, Easter eggs, money. Playing Shark Attack and Alcohol
DISLIKES: , Tom Cruise, barking dogs, Poor Fat Welsh Women, stepping on nails, Working,Tom Cruise
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