Teddy

I'm from St. Louis. That's St. Louis, Missouri- not to be confuzed with San Luis Obispo. You'd be surprised how many times that gets mixed up. San Luis is known for it's Sauvignon Blanc, St. Louis is known for Busch Beer (and Nelly). Missouri's motto is the “Show-Me-(yo' tits) State” ... I dunno why. We have a large landmark known as the Arch-- not be mistaken as an Arc... a lot of people say “Oh yeah, St. Louis, with that big Arc deal” and I say nooo... the Arc(k) was a biblical vessel that carried a bunch of animals... I don't really go into detail, but people should just know that. On animals, though, there is a great zoo in St. Louis. When I was younger I wanted to conduct the little kiddie train that ran through it... I wore the same pair of striped, suspendered Osh Kosh B'Gosh on a daily, took them off only when forced to be washed of their Tang stains. I also sported a conductor's hat. My parent's had a lot of hippy friends who described me as “a trip”. I was born and raised in Missouri... Missouri is a Purple state... Purple is down-right gay... I love it... somewhere in there... calculated somehow... modus ponens .... you can figure out that I myself am Gay ...mkay. Proud of it. Missouri is also called a Swing State, hence my status “swinger”... although I tend to swing more towards “Very Liberal”. Came to school in Los Angeles, graduated not too long ago. Doing well, loving my friends, my job, my writing, my family... Amen (but I'm not religious).