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About Me

"And now," cried Max, "let the wild rumpus start!"

pic by Steve.

And if my mind's somewhere else
You won't be able to tell
I do the best imitation of myself
Yes it's uncanny to see
You'd really think it was me
The best imitation of myself

My Interests

A couple drinks. A couple aspirin. Repeat.

I'd like to meet:

Charlie: Did you send him a friend request?
Frank: I don't wanna be his friend, I wanna shoot him in the face!

Music:

Operation Ivy, Dropkick Murphy's, Flogging Molly, New Found Glory, Bouncing Souls, NOFX, Bad Religion, My Chemical Romance, Social Distortion. Literally tons more.

Movies:

I Heart Huckabee's, Empire Records, The Goonies, Wedding Crashers, The Royal Tennenbaum's, Dodge Ball, Spirited Away, Old School, Kill Bill 2, Office Space, Napoleon Dynamite, Dawn of the Dead, Clueless, Karate Kid 2, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Shaun of the Dead, 28 Weeks Later.

Television:

Scrubs. Futurama. Family Guy. The Simpson's. The Oblongs. Unwrapped. Criminal Minds. CSI.

Books:

Loads.

My Blog

"CELEBRATE ME!"

(disclaimer: I went into this misson on a full stomach AND I paced myself. Drink responsibly.)The best Jess's birthday shot list:Starting at 9:28.1)Raspberry kamikaze2)Raspberry kamikaze3)Raspberry ka...
Posted by the best Jess on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 07:43:00 PST

Hit me matey one more time.

Posted by the best Jess on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 07:42:00 PST

Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack

Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack 1) Organize before they rise! 2) They feel no fear, why should you? 3) Use your head: cut off theirs. 4) Blades don't need reloading. 5) Ideal prote...
Posted by the best Jess on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST