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Muad'Dib

About Me



The name is Tamara, a lot of people call me Tammi. 23. DC native. I speak Arabic. I am probably the most interesting person you know.

I also have perfect teeth according to Dr. Phillip Fantasia, Jr., DDS.

I have a tattoo of the outline of Washington, DC behind my right ear. It's amazing.

I have several complexes, most of which I try to overcompensate for by saying "I'm awesome" as many times as possible in a day.

I can't seem to keep a job for more than six months.

I organize the masses.

Stupid Facebook...

My blog WAS back!

Now I've got a new one...



My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A skilled flame spitter/sword swallower. And someone to joust with in my spare time.

My Blog

i love it...

the following "conversation" just took place:my nephew: "i finished. i finished cleaning myself, umi. i want to get out [of the bathtub]"my mom: "if you're finished, then why is your face dirty? what ...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 18:06:00 GMT

It's the questions...

Like Mos Def and Common say.I'm wondering why my mom doesn't have me in her top 8. wtf?How come I can't just leave work when I want to?Why does anyone maintain a blog and/or website??? Is it b/c we al...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 11:59:00 GMT

i've got gum

and i'm chewin it right now. awesome. here's a picture: Mia and me, circa Nov 2005 yay.
Posted by on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 11:06:00 GMT

galoshes and biscotti...

...pretty much sums up my day. I felt like Anne Hathaway in "The Devil Wears Prada". I realize that I made things happen today that seemed impossible. And I did them in record time. I am, however, qui...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 18:29:00 GMT

i like em a little rough...

dude. i've come to realize a million things today: 1. cambridge sucks...and so does most of massachusetts, actually 2. i let stress get to me 3. "Lianne" is a heinous bitch ("Lianne" being a fake name...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 11:53:00 GMT

off to see the wizard...

for some courage. i'm gonna call my mom today...oh crap...i just remembered i left both cells at home. awesome. well...maybe i'll call her right now. *** alright...the wizard only kind of gave m...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 08:39:00 GMT

accidental eavesdropping

the most amazing thing just happened. i called the harvard coop...to see if they had a book in stock...and the operator puts me on "hold". but "hold" obviously meant..."transfer to another department ...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 14:00:00 GMT

chipped nails and pomade

that was my morning...chipped nail polish and pomade for my frizzy ass hair. i'm a mess...and i love it. anyway - i'm irritated. but...that's nothing new. after my morning meeting with dr. white (alwa...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 09:21:00 GMT

It's 10am...

...do you know where your soul is? I definitely do not. Do you think I could buy a car for $1000 that would make it from the Atlantic to the Pacific?? I should try it, you know. I get a new roommate s...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 06:55:00 GMT

The AM work ramble

I'm engaged in the longest game of Monopoly ever. Why do I feel like the dopey shoe...moving along from box to box, trying to get what others have...and completely dependent on the honesty, integrity,...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 07:45:00 GMT