About Me
JOEY TANNER
and you can be my boytoy
okay, so i am NOT gay, i was kidding, thanks
So anyway, my name is Joey Tanner... well, it's really Joesephe Tanner, but you won't call me that because I'll rape your asshole.... not really, but yeah anyway. So I'm seventeen years old, born on April 20, no joke! But despite the fact that my birthday is a stoner's holiday, I don't smoke unless I'm offered, which isn't that often. I don't really like the shit anyway... long story behind it. But that doesn't mean I don't like to party. On a daily basis I wake up with a Jim Beam bottle in hand. I love shows, partying, movies, hot chicks, counter strike (haha, I'm a fuckin nerd), shopping (I'm not a fucking fag though okay), dirt biking, or just hanging out with friends. Uh... hummmmm, what else... oh I'm five seven, brown eyes, black hair, and RON JEREMY IS GOD!! Hence my myspace name!!
