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Me in the "sugar bowl"
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**Pros**
Before you know anything about me:
My motto on life is
-"If its not dirty Im gonna wear it."
-End of story
Me llamo esta Carrie
Also known as
-Carrot
-Carebear
-Flying Carrot
-Carrot cake
-C Mo
-Rie
-CarrieBearrie (Tyne only)
-The other other beast
-Aqualungs
-Pick and choose
-I could go on forever, so Ill stop
Im a British hooker...
-According to Nathan anyway
-lol
Im a mother
-To a beautiful little boy
-His name is Colton Lee
-And he is amazing
Plus Ive got this kick ass family
-That just keeps getting bigger
-It seriously never ends
-Love it or suck it
Im very fucking opinionated
-Ask anybody
-You want one
-You got it
Sometimes Im very straight forward
-Very blunt
-I figure being honest helps, even if it hurts
Im a firm nonbeliever in stop signs
-Who the hell puts stop signs on street corners?!
I play guitar
-Bass
-Keyboard
-A little bit on the drums
-I wish I could sing
-But Im all around a one man band
-Or in my dreams I am
I like to write
-My imaginative stories
-Poems
-etc
My passion is photography
-It’s a rarity that Im without a camera in hand
-Its how Im going to support myself until I rot
-I work at Hick's Studio
-Come see me
-I'd love to have your business!
I love my friends
-Theyre my second family
-I love them like no other
Im a fat kid on the inside
-I love food
Im also very much addicted to caffine
-I love pop and energy drinks…
-Theyre god in a can
Im nerdy
Im random
-One of the most random I know
Im slow to understand things
I say stupid things
-Cody says its my lack of common sense
Im spontaneous
I like to dance
-Preferably in a bowling alley but who cares
I like to bowl
-And swim
-And make a total ass of myself where ever and when ever
I like the Discovery Health Channel
-But I cant stand it when they do rhinoplastys
-Yuck
I love watching cartoons
-Family Guy
-Futurama
-Southpark
-And Im stoked about watching cartoons with Colton
When my dog growls it sounds like Chewbacca
-Its funny
I like the color green
I own too many shirts
-Maybe not too many
-But I like shirts
Rachel and I are black men together
-Catch Courtney on a bad day too and she joins that category
Im always concerned about peoples happiness
-Im quick to jump in to help
I love my cah (lol)
-Its preetty much awesome
I laugh a lot
-Even when its not funny
-I cant help it
Tyne and I have a cat
-His name is Bob
-Hes stupid
-But I love him
I like driving
-And listening to music
-Indie, rock, alternative, 80’s, 90’s, rap, don’t care
-Give it to me
**Cons**
I hate people who start drama.
-I try to live a drama-free life
-But with some people its impossible
I hate socks
-But I hate feet
Sometimes I make no sense
-And it makes me mad
I don’t much like liars
-So sometimes I don’t like myself
I don’t like sarcasm
-But to me it’s a second language
-So get used to it
I hate homophobes
-I wanna bash them in their faces
-But I guess theres nothing really I can do
I hate trash talkers
-Fuck off mmkay?
I also hate it when people talk about you
-But don’t realize youre listening
-Fuck faces
Im stubborn
-Get over it
I have a vulgar vocabulary
-Fuck’s the choice word
People that try to be all high and mighty
-Youre so wrapped up in yourself
-And your heads to far up your ass
-Fuck you buddy
-That’s all
I hate stuck up
-Snotty
-Spoiled brats
-It bugs the shit out of me
Im easily irritated
-And easy to piss off
-But Im working on it
I can be very annoying
-But Im working on that too
Im emotional
-It sucks
If you don’t like what Im about
-Then fuck off
-I hope you have a wonderful fucking day=]
"WHAT ABOUT THE CRABS?!!"
