My big brother Derren Brown |
My big brother Derren Brown is much bigger than me. He doesn't live at home with me, mummy and daddy anymore. He went to live with his very best friend Steve. I miss my big brother Derren Brown, but w...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 12:35:00 GMT |
An incident with Uncle Stephen Fry |
My favourite uncle Stephen Fry was taking me and my sister to the park. My sister had got the chicken pox and was not able to come, I'd already got the chicken pox before, so I could still go. I was g...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 05:29:00 GMT |
My God Father is Al Pacino |
When I was seven the other day, my God Father, Al Pacino took me for a very special meal at his favourite Italian restaurant in Peckham. He had some pasta that looked all stringy and funny and I could...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 06:57:00 GMT |
Train Journey |
Shes nudging me in the back and its not train motion or the gravitation pull of the Earth, shes poking me in the back with her elbow to especially fuck me off.
That shit over there is coughing, wit...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 09:42:00 GMT |
Scruffy Lover |
To love someone scruffy can be a real pain
I try to tidy&but its messy again
His hair is all funny, it gets up my nose
And when were in bed I get scratched by his toes
He paints brilli...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 05:37:00 GMT |
If I was six and my Dad was Brian Blessed |
If I was six and my Dad was Brian Blessed &
Wed walk along the beach, but Id be up on his shoulders and hed buy me an ice cream. As I slurp on my 99 he would shout at various things I should be loo...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 06:39:00 GMT |
