Matt Von
Likes-Winning in poker, beating band members in poker, thinking about poker, watching poker on TV while beating band members in poker, and watching porn that starts out with a poker game.
Dislikes- Cops that can run faster then him, band members who won’t pay bail since he took all their money in poker, cold toast, people that make drummer jokes, women who won’t watch porn nor play poker with him.
Pete Viper
Likes-Free lap dances, not working, sleeping with women that don’t want to cuddle, finding drugs in the couch, and being rich.
Dislikes-Waking up in a hot tub with large Swedish men, women who want to cuddle, Matt taking his lap dance money, guys who have issues about their women sleeping with him, and not being rich.
Tank Montana
Likes- Cutting down trees, wearing flannel shirts, buying new boots, winning strong man championship, and making peoples bones go crunch.
Dislikes-Tree huggers, when his chainsaw runs out of gas, bird houses, taking showers, things that are too heavy for him to lift and any band besides the one he is playing in.
The Omega
Likes-Driving his Hog, strippers who ride on his Hog, beating up small animals and giving mohawks to small kids, booze that is free, drugs that come free, not going to jail, fighting with band members, and wearing old leather jackets.
Dislikes-People who breathe funny, strippers that don’t come home with him, getting bugs in his mouth when he drives, band members who won’t fight him and kids that kick you in the shins.