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Becky

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About Me

"I hate it! I hate it!
Okay, I don't hate it, I just... don't like it.
At all.
And... it's terrible."
-- Michael Scott

My day job involves writing and traveling for a wedding magazine and website. It's pretty amazing.

I'm also quite fond of web design, DJing, candlelight dinners and long walks on the beach.

My blog kicks your blog's ass: DontSleepOrlando.com .

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Stevie Wonder, David Cross, Bob Odenkirk, All the ED BANGER people, Princess Superstar, Matt Groening, Charlie Kaufman, Chuck Klosterman, JK Rowling, ?uestlove, Spinna, Paul McCartney, John Lennon, George Harrison, Steve Colbert, Steve Carell, Will Ferrell, Clive Owen, Christian Bale, Ed Norton, BRUCE GOOSEN and the real guys who sang for Milli Vanilli!!!!
And anyone who was in this photo:

My Blog

Stevie Wonder = Jesus = Buddah = Whatever else you want to call "it"

So what are the odds that Stevie Wonder is performing on my birthday this year in Boston? My *actual* birthdate -- not the day before, not the day after -- but June 22nd, the day when my mom brought m...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 21:16:00 GMT

DontSleepOrlando.com

Check out my awesome blog:DontSleepOrlando.comFeedback is appreciated!xoxoxo
Posted by on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:38:00 GMT

INXS (and I) want you to stop saying that 2008 is great!!!

I am completely sick of hearing people come up with their catchy slogans for 2008. Don't get me wrong -- I am definitely in favor of fun mottos to ring in birthdays and new years. But all I have heard...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 12:33:00 GMT

Send In The Clowns: The Oprah Gail Winfrey Story

I heart Go Fug Yourself.  They posted this the other day and it almost made me fall out of my chair from laughing so hard:When I first saw this picture, I thought, "Well, that's it, then. It fina...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 11:22:00 GMT

Thou shalt not shake it like a polaroid picture

The best song ever = Scroobius Pip vs Dan Le Sac - Thou Shalt Always Kill (thanks for the heads up, Spear!)Seriosuly, everything about this song is amazing. The lyrics... the video... all awesome. ...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 12:12:00 GMT

He rubs me the wrong way

What an asshole. He's like that creepy uncle that bothers your whole family, but you have to put up with it cause your mom says so and he's running the country.  Or something.
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 13:25:00 GMT

Don't say I didn't warn you!!!

A new group is surfacing in America. They look just like you and me. You see them at grocery stores, at the movies, and driving cars. BEWARE! These people are not normal - in fact, they're not even h...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 07:57:00 GMT

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others

Wow.  He sure is happy!  Maybe it's because he has us over a barrel.  I wonder if he supports the War on "Terror."   Hmmmmm. All I can think of is Animal Farm.  "The...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 10:50:00 GMT

time is slow

It's that special time of day - the three o'clock hour on a Friday afternoon.  Staring at HTML code for the last two hours has made my head hurt and now my eyes are getting very heavy.  I ha...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 12:19:00 GMT

Love of my life!

As far as material possessions go, of course. This is my new baby!  I am the happiest girl in the universe!!!
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT