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John Murphy

the stupid creatures are taking over the world.

About Me

Get your own custom-made Stupid Creature
Hi. I'm the author of Stupid Sock Creatures and I run the Stupid Creatures Toy Company right here in Asheville. For going on 5 years now, we've been making custom stuffed toys and developing new lines of ready made items. Find us at our studio in the Railside building in Asheville's River Arts District .
Thing is, I'm much better at being an artist than I am at running a business. All I really want to do is draw and sculpt. This whole designer toy thing kind of fell in my lap, and it's been amazing watching it develop. Now that I've written books about making stuffed toys, I'm seeing what an impact those books have had. This phenomenon has been a real treat to experience.
I'll take what help I can get from all of you fans and viewers to spread the word about the Stupid Creatures. We want toy design contracts. We love to hear your questions, comments and helpful suggestions.
On an important personal note, Christ has transformed me. I had my awakening to this truth when I was 14. It was wild. My life is not entirely my own, so I'll go where I'm sent. UNLESS it's to the polls to vote Republican.
Etsy: Your place to buy & sell all things handmade
StupidCreatures.etsy.com

My Interests

Cycling. Sculpting. Cartooning. Religion. Fixing things. Design for Function, Languages, Comic books, Science Fiction, people who buy my book ..

I'd like to meet:

Toy company executives, comic book publishers, Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders

A note about friend requests: I prefer that you write me first before adding me. And please don't be offended if I don't add you, even if you write to me. I'm trying to keep my connections as sincere as possible. Know what I mean? I'll do my best to write you back. To those I've offended by my silence, DEAL! I'll try to contact you soon.

Music:

I've really been enjoying the following bands lately:

The New Pornographers, This one song by Full Blown Rose, The Bakers, Dungen
Alphaville
I'm really intrigued by the Shiela Nicholls
The Fire Theft
The Polyphonic Spree
Tiffany, of all people (I had a smooching dream about her when I was 12)
Hem
Nick Henry (of Leeds)
Ben Folds
Mates of State
and tons more. This list was random.

Movies:

GRINDHOUSE is the coolest effing movie I have ever seen. Everything else is a pale, flimsy attempt. Except for the following, which are still only barely as cool as GRINDHOUSE :
The Triplets of Belleville
X-Men, The Last Stand
Danny Deckchair
I Love Huckabees
Amandla, a revolution in four-part harmony
My Life On Ice
The Devil You Know (a documentary on SPAWN creator Todd McFarlane)
Cannibal, the Musical (Trey Parker and Matt Stone's student film)
That's all I can think of right now. Go see GRINDHOUSE right now.

Television:

Kind of moot, now, huh, since all the writers are still striking. Not that I mind, anyway. Reading is better and the writers deserve better compensation. So while we're forced to do something less lazy than ogle pixels, we can maybe try research or calling grandma and asking about the depression. Perhaps we should all try our hand at writing. I am.

Books:

Harry Potter, Preacher (a comic book series), Grant Morrison, Rings trilogy, Doug TenNapel, Stupid Sock Creatures, Tristan Egolf, Agatha Christie, Thomas A Kempis (this man had it figured out), all that stuff that got omitted from the Bible, Aaron McGruder, Stuff like that.

Heroes:

Sy Rogers, John Knox, Gian Lorenzo Bernini, Ms. Carl Clark, David Choe, Sonny Kay, Doug TenNapel, Stephanie McKendrick

My Blog

Brew and View, HGTV, and Stupid Creatures

Everybody come to north Asheville for lunch on Friday. At noon, the famous Asheville Pizza and Brewing Co. will air my episode of  That's Clever on HGTV on the big screen in their game room.You c...
Posted by John Murphy on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 04:55:00 PST

Everybody get ready for my episode on That's Clever

Everybody visit this link for the information.http://www.hgtv.com/hgtv/shows_hclvr/episode/0,2 756,HGTV_23557_43052,00.htmlOn September 15, watch the Home and Garden channel and tune into That's Clever...
Posted by John Murphy on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 09:51:00 PST

Bimini Comics Sputters to a Launch

Okay. My long time friend Brandon Mise of www.bluebarnhouse.org, and I finally have some content up on the website of our fledgeling indy comic label, www.biminicomics.com. Check it out everybody. The...
Posted by John Murphy on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 06:10:00 PST

Come to our show


Posted by John Murphy on Thu, 25 May 2006 04:31:00 PST

On Bush and Osama (A very qoutable blog from a pal)

"I was listening to NPR, (like that is something new), and an US Iraq military strategist was explaining how Bush and Osama are operating at the same level of fanaticism. They both work at the outer ...
Posted by John Murphy on Wed, 03 May 2006 02:59:00 PST

What _sm@sh_ley Said

"i believe in you, your career AND your abundance!do what you love...the rest will come!"I like this a lot better than fussing over my impermanent state of affairs. Visit _sm@sh_ley and thank her for ...
Posted by John Murphy on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 11:47:00 PST

A new flock of available Stupid Creatures. We made 'em, you buy 'em.

Hi, everyone, take a moment to read about some stupid creatures ready for purchase right off the web site. This is a shameless promotion. Thank you!!...
Posted by John Murphy on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 11:33:00 PST

5000

As of 3:36 PM, March 14, my profile has received 5000 visits. How neat!
Posted by John Murphy on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 12:36:00 PST

Bye Bye Wilmot H. Trexler

Gosh. I know it's a good thing to actually make a sale. It truly is. But I'm sad. I was actually hoping I'd see Wilmot again. Check this out. According to the Rotofugi website, he sold. This is, of co...
Posted by John Murphy on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 05:03:00 PST

Quadragesima

Best wishes to everyone practicing Lent this year.
Posted by John Murphy on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 04:43:00 PST