Music:
Nothing offends me except country and that music when they just yell and yell so much you'd think they were being raped
Movies:
LoTR trilogy, Harry Potter series, Ghost Busters, Bond movies, anything with Bruce Campbell and many more. Horror and Comedy are always FTW.
Television:
Simpsons, Family Guy and South Park - The Big 3
Books:
LoTR and Harry Potter
Heroes:
N/A