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Myspace LayoutsMy government name is Ian Alexander Trimble . character I can identify the most is Dr. Zeus . Sometimes I walk. Am I the only one who stares at light bulbs until I drool ? You can find me murdering Karaoke songs worldwide.. Once I cheated on a test. Toast is not that bad. AHere's a couple of things I have learned in my travels. Do not stick a suction cup on your head and fall asleep, it will leave an embarrassing red spot on your head. Lern to rit !! Always drink downstream from the river Nacho Cheese Dorito powder can be used as makeup !!. Jack Bauer is the MAN !! . When you are standing in a circle and Jewish dancing, go with it and wash your hands afterwards !!. Underwear can last a long time, and if you can't find any suitable underwear, Fuck it... Stay away from Beer Chang... it is not your friend.., I think it is frozen fermented Rat urine with a side of lime.... have fun in life, you only go around once, do you really want to be in a stuffy office all day ?. Listen to old Ian.. and I can guarantee you that you will be inspired to climb a donkey and shave a tree ...or any other anecdotes, go to APEBEATER .Currently, the 9-5 is at a very modest sweatshop in Upper Bangkok. It is really not so bad, the boss doesn't mess with me that much...I kind of got there by accident, I sort of loss a bet. I bet you want to know what the bet was about so I will tell you slowly... I was fishing in the Chatahoochee River, I was trying to find my brother. He had gone missing, last words I heard him say were "Throw down the pig because it's not yet ready for homecoming.. put him in the cellar until his skin turns to raisins." Yeah I know it doesn't make much sense to me either... so with that thought lingering in my inner ear lobe I quickly resumed fishing. Now my brother is an honory fish, not that Captain D's dandrift looking fried stuff, he was a genuine TunaCatFish .. I fished and fished all day, trying out all the new techniques I learned in the Karma Sutra, but to my avail, he never bit !!! I returned home, unphased and grabbed a beer to gather my thoughts on the days events. Two minutes later I scratched my left earlobe and blinked a couple of times in my right eye... then it suddenly hit me, I could use bait on my fishing rod and he would bite at it... The next day I went to the Bass Pro Shop and got a consultant to help me select an alluring lure to lure him in ....Do you know how to fish for your brother? I don't think so... anyways with my new bait in hand, I proceeded to return to the fishing spot...I fished until I threw my back out... still nothing..... if you find my brother in the river can you tell him I said hello... Did I learn anything from this story ? Yeah, do not throw your brother into the river and then laugh so much.. it could happen to you and only YOU can prevent forest fires !!Oh yeah.... if you want to see me performing live or get a recording of my diatribe then holla at me... I'm real, I can keep a secret and tell time on a digital watch...Ape Beater Out !!
