Before I die and go to hell, I would love to meet the follwing mono to mono:
OPRAH; she'll make your wildest dreams come true. Bill Clinton. Someone who can solve a rubix cube. Cheech&Chong. Gwen Stefani. Craig Ferguson. Richard Simmons. Howard Stern. Ricky Martin. Whoever banged Oprah. MIKE JUDGE THAT FUCKING GENIUS! Boy George. Someone who'll teach me how to play bass or slap bass. Tom from myspace.com. Anyone who can tolerate my crude, lewd, obscure, sick and twisted sense of humor and sarcasm. Bill Nye the Science Guy. Anyone who can make 'garbage' sound classy. My vice. Anyone who is willing to be my slave.