Uh, the fucking usual...playing bass/making muzak, doing crazy, fucked up shit and pissing people off unintentionally, Watching football, cheering the Razorbacks and the Redskins on! Go Hawgs! Being and a good soldier, watching sick...fucked up movies, watchin cartoons, playing video games, working out, Pimpin tha bitchez, mastrubating (yeah it feels good...damn...you know you do it too...don't lie), listening to music, going to concerts-mainstream or local. Telling close minded bitches to go suck their own dick and leave people alone to make their own decisions about their own life
I'd like to meet:
Those who are open-minded and not boring. Crazy and different people are always the most fun, but most people are caught up in their own selfish desires to really want to be true friends anymore...so in the words of my good friend...GIVE US HEAD!!!
*The New and Improved Ultimate About Me*:
Basics:
Name: John Ross Tatum II
Date of Birth: November 23rd
Birthplace: Little Rock, Arkansas
Current Location: Iraq (Southern Part)
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 5'7
Heritage: German/Native American/Irish
Piercings: None
Tattoos: None
Favourite:
Band/Singer: Glenn Danzig
Song: The Song Remains The Same
Movie: Batman (1989 version) or Anchorman
Disney Movie: Sword and the Stone
TV show: Lost
Color: Blue
Food: Nacho Cheese Doritoes and Picante sauce
Pizza topping: Meat Lovers
Ice-Cream Flavor: Orange Sherbet
Drink (alcoholic): Ice house Beer
Soda: Dr Pepper
Store: Best Buy
Clothing Brand: American Eagle
Shoe Brand: Nike
Season: Fall
Month: October
Holiday/Festival: Halloween
Flower: Tulip
Make-Up Item: I don't wear makeup thank you
Board game: Monoply
This or That
Sunny or rainy: Sunny
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
Fruit or veggie: Spinach (cuz of Popeye)
Night or day: Night
Sour or sweet: Sour
Love or money: Love
Phone or in person: In person
Looks or personality: Looks and personality (I cheated I know)
Coffee or tea: Coffee (gotta have it)
Hot or cold: Hot
Your:
Goal for this year: Get a good job and place of my own
Most missed memory: Being a Kid
Best physical feature: Biceps
First thought waking up: Ugh, just need ten more minutes...
Hypothetical personality disorder: OCD
Preferred type of plastic surgery: Uhhhh...
Sesame street alter ego: The Count
Fairytale alter ego: The Valient Knight
Most stupid remark: LOL, too many to mention...
Worst crime: Stole a bunch of G.I. Joe toys
Greatest ambition: To rule the world of course
Greatest fear: I'll be alone
Darkest secret: Well, it wouldnt be a secret if I told ya.....
Favorite subject: Electronics and geek stuff
Strangest received gift: A feather mask, yeah don't ask it's weird...
Worst habit: Bitching too much
Do You:
Smoke: Nope
Drink: Yea, beer mostly
Curse: Well Fuck yeah!
Shower daily: Yes, sometimes twice, Yikes!
Like thunderstorms: Yeah, they create a exciting vibe
Dance in the rain: Uhhh, if it's warm
Sing: Haha, yes
Play an instrument: I play bass, a little guitar and some keyboard
Get along with your parents: Yes, scary isn't it
Wish on stars: Nahhh, I like orion though
Believe in fate: Depends on the day
Believe in love at first sight: I think it can happen, but doesn't mean its longlasting
Can You:
Drive: Yup, big old redneck truck
Sew: No
Cook: Trying to get better at this, I make a mean chili beans and rice
Speak another language: A tiny bit of german
Dance: Yeah, it's easy shake your butt
Sing: Well, I think so, Ha!
Touch your nose with your tongue: Nope, not that talented, sorry ladies...
Whistle: I can whistle ya a tune, bitch!
Curl your tongue: Taco Time!
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: Uhhh, since I was in junior high, pleezze!
Been Stoned/High: Yup
Eaten Sushi: Yes and hate tha shit
Been in Love: Nope
Skipped school: Too many times, but made some great adventures
Made prank calls: Yes but nothing worth mentioning
Sent someone a love letter: Haha, yeah I done the check yes or no letter
Stolen something: A few times
Cried yourself to sleep: Nope
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? Not being considerate
Are you right or left handed? Right
What is your bedtime? On average Midnight or so, I'm a Night Owl
Name three things you can't live without: Music, Food, and Drink, duh...
What is the color of your room? Blue
Do you have any siblings? Yes, an older brother and a little sister
Do you have any pets? My cat, Tigger
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? Probably
What is you middle name? Ross
What are you nicknames? Taters
Are you for or against gay marriage? For
What are your thoughts ..ion? Pro-Choice
Do you have a crush on anyone? Not at the moment
Are you afraid of the dark? Nope, like it better
How do you want to die? Fighting a battle for a good cause knowing we're going to win
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? Maybe Two?
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? Yes
What is the last law you’ve broken? Speeding
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: Blond
Eye color: Blue or Green Eyes
Height Around mine
Weight Skinny to average
Most important physical feature: Good face and butt
Biggest turn-off Not being open minded
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Music:
I'm always on the look out for sweet ass local and non-mainstream stuff and more power to those rocking and staying true to tha game...I like all music from Metal to Madonna, I am not a slave to a type but to the music itself
Movies:
I like all the cool stuff, you know...like kung fu, action, adventure, scary, gore/mid fucking stuff, sci fi, funny slapstick shit and oh yeah...Gotta luv the japanese anime... and those weird ass independent movies only I seem to know about...hmmm
Television:
Cartoons, man, cartoons, shit! But when not watching cartoons, I'll check out Seinfield, Lost (i'm hooked, guys!) Newsradio, Night Court, Queer as Folk, X-play, Happy Tree Friends, NFL Football (Go Redskins), MLB baseball (Go Cards!), WWE Wrassin...and that shit you watch at 2 a.m. on the Discovery and History channel
Books:
I'll read any thing to religious study to military history, and I love comic books, something about the superhero thing, you know...
Heroes:
Glenn Danzig, James Hetfield, Bruce Lee, John Paul Jones, Chuck D, Jerry Only, Indiana Jones, Doug Williams, Ricky Sanders, Curt Schilling, General Patton, Jason Voorhees, Spider Man, Wolverine, Iron Man, John McCain, ACLU, Mom, My brother Rod. My friends past and present. Those who risked their life or died so we can enjoy the few freedoms we have
