About Me
I like to bum cigarettes,smoke cigarettes,and then bum more cigarettes. I also cackle quite a bit because the voices in my head tell me to MURDER THE WORLD.TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Smokey Joe
Birthday: the first day I smoked a cigarette
Birthplace: Winston-Salem,NC
Current Location: Portsmouth,NH
Cigarette Color: White ith a brown filter
Tobacco Color: golden brown
Cigarette Height: 4 inches
Right handed smoker or Left-haned Handed: both
Your Heritage: who cares,gotta cigarette?
The Shoes You Wore Today: DC's
Your Weakness: cigarettes
Your Fears: not having cigarettes
Your Perfect cigarette: the cigarette that never ends.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: smoke as much as possible
Your Most Overused Phrase On A Portsmouth Street: gotta cigarette
Thoughts First Waking Up: I don't sleep,but if I did,"cigarettes?"
Your Best Physical Feature: my cigarettes
Your Bedtime: I don't sleep,I wander the streets of Portsmouth looking for butts.
Your Most Missed Memory: that last cigarette
Marleboro or Camel: both
MacDonalds or the soup kitchen: the soup kitchen
filter or non-filter: non-filter
cloves or bidis: neither.....cigarettes
Chocolate or Vanilla: I don't like flavored cigarettes
Do you drink coffee:only when I smoke
Do you Smoke: Gotta cigarette
Do you Swear: I yell weird shit when I don't have cigarettes
Do you Sing while you smoke: I talk to the voices
Do you smoke in the Shower Daily: I don't shower daily
Have you Been in Love: I love cigarettes
Do you want smoke in a College:I don't leave Portsmouth
Do you want to get Married : only if they have cigarettes
Do you belive in yourself: I smoke,therefore..I am
Do you get Motion Sickness: only if I don't have a cigarette
Are you a smoking Freak: yes
Do you get along with your cigarettes: sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: I do. My voices don't.
Do you play an Instrument: the paper tobacco flute
In the past month have you Drank shitty coffee: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: always
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nicotine
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no smoking at the mall
In the past hour have you smoked a box of cigarettes: not my own
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: If butts are in an ashtray is doesn't count.
Ever been Drugged: oh yes
Ever been called a Tease: by a few of the voices
Ever been Beaten up: by imaginary people
Ever Shoplifted: coffee at smokeshop
How do you want to Die: with a cigarette
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: huh....gotta cigarette?
What country would you most like to Visit: Virginia
