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Greg The Soapmaker

About Me

Wooooooooooooooo! Look at me updating my Myspace like a propper nerd. I freakin' RULE at teh interwebs.I thought my page needed bringing into 2007 anyway, seeing as the text hasn't changed since I made the blasted thing somewhere at the end of 2005.Since then I've become un-unemployed for want of a better word - Between June and September 2006 I was (metaphorically) slamming my balls in the fridge door of gas and electricity customer service again. Then, completely out of the blue, I landed a job with an engineering firm, designing sewer networks. It's an okay job but I have to deal with a lot of crap. Get it? Of course you do. Trust me, that one gets big laughs in engineering circles.Apart from that very little else of note has happened to me recently, other than trying to grow my hair back into a 1986 Bruce Dickinson Mullet. Sadly, it got stuck somewhere between Space 1999 and Buck Rogers In The 21st Century and it seems to like it that way, regardless of my feelings on the matter.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jessica Alba(still), Katie Melua and Angela Gossow. Preferably at the same time, outdoors, during an unexplained banana yoghurt monsoon... with sexy results.Also, Neil Fallon, Dan Maines, Tim Sult and J.P. Gaster, aka, the mighty, the one and only Clutch, only without the banana yoghurt or the sexy resultsOh yeah, H.R. Geiger too.

My Blog

New haircut... New danger!

Well, depressingly little has changed since I last wrote one of these crappy things that no-one actually reads.  For those of you that don't know (which I think is none of you but I'm bored and...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 16:00:00 GMT

A pox on this crappy town.

Let me preface this by saying that I hate "blogging" and the kind of person who would describe themself as a "blogger", so this particular update is a rare event indeed.  Anyone reading this shou...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 14:08:00 GMT