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Kal-el

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About Me

I was sent here from a distant planet when it was destroyed. I was then raised by wolves until the age of 13, then i was taken from my pack and brought into society. I was then moved to australia and adopted by a family known as the Normans. It was a rough transission, but one that i have been able to make. I now spend most of my time listening to music, playing guitar, working and going out and doing what people put as "wasting money". But it is all worth it, so contrary to what others say, it isent "wasting money". I work for my money, i sometimes even work had for my money. Im young, and we are only on this planet for a short time, some are here for an even shorter time, so you may as well enjoy it while it lasts, because in one second, it can all be taken away from you and WHAMMO...your dead. So do you want to be looking down from heaven thinking "shit, i wish i got more messy" or look down and just go "fuck yeh" i sure as hell know what i want to say when i look down from that great big pub in the sky, i will be one of those people going "fuck yeh", hopefully, in heaven, we get to watch our lives on tv, while we are drinking, that would be cool, i could finally fill in some of those blank spots from my trips to coolie and surfers, plus i would get to watch those skoolies moments, then maybe it would all make sense! I think the drinks in heaven would be free too, if not free, hopefully very cheap, with a never ending supply. i'd like to drink some straight whisky with jim morrison, then have an acid trip in the desert somewhere. we would be able to fly in heaven to dont you think? i like to think that we could, the wings should be optional to, i'd like to wear a superman costume and fly around like that. what do you think? how would you have it.

My Interests

I play a bit of guitar. i listen to bit of music. i also enjoy the occasional drink just to wet my whistle. Not to much, just a bit.God Bless Pokies. God Bless Woodstock Blue. God bless me and god bless you.shenanigans
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I'd like to meet:

i would like to meet god, incubus, jack black, andrew johns,Seth Mcfarlane, kevin smith and jason mewes.

Music:

Incubus, guns n roses, red hot chili peppers, blink 182, 30 seconds to mars, HEAPS OF STUFF

Movies:

DONNIE DARKO!!Bad Santa ,team america. Star Wars, Space Balls, National Lampoons, Raging Bull, Finding Forrester, Land Before Time, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Beverly Hills Cop, Black Sheep, beverly hills ninja, tommy boy, airheads, billy madison, happy gilmore, austin powers, waynes world, Zoolander, Starsky and hutch, old school, elf, The Godfather Trilogy,Superman, The Usual Suspects. List goes on!

Television:

Smallville, buffy the vampire slayer, the sopranos,The Simpsons, Futurama, Beavis and Butthead, The Family Guy, WIDGET!

Books:

The Davinci Code, FAMMO, CHOPPER!!!

Heroes:

SUPERMAN!! Stewie Griffin!! Jay and Silent Bob!!! HUGH HEFNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAZAXAL ROSE.... basically she is me, but a girl. bless her cotton socks.

My Blog

Colin Hay - Overkill (Live Acoustic)

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Posted by Kal-el on Sun, 11 May 2008 09:05:00 PST